Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're From Your Country Without Telling Me You're From Your Country (Closed)

Yes, we put mayo on our fries. And stop calling ‘em French fries. Ain’t nothing French about ‘em. Just a couple of American WW soldiers eating fries while hearing someone speak French and thinking they were in France. They weren’t.

Fish and chips

Yorkshire puds, shepherds pie, brolly, cuppa, corgis, fry’s chocolate… need I go on?

I have 30,000$ in student debt and own several assault rifles

It nearly always rains here! 😂 We’re a country that gets forgotten about a lot but we have a really cool flag!

We're told to take an uber instead of an ambulance cuz it's cheaper.

When you go to another country, you get laughed at because of your president

We Stare. Better behave.

My people act like if it was the end of the world when a train leaves one minute too late.

Americans are convinced we have the most disgusting bogan accent to exist. Like 92% of us don't have the goddamn accent and we aren't upsidedown you are >:(

As of today, we now have assault weapons designed for pre-teen children. Its called a JR-15 instead of AR-15.

cheese
cows
watches
chocolate
4 official languages
and a flag that looks like the red cross

Dinner is two different meals depending on whether you live in the north or south.

Sorry sorry hockey maple eh?

I'm not Russian. I can't even write in Cyrillic. Also, if you go to pride to shout homophobic slurs and beat up some gays you might get praised by a bishop. Oh, and our flag is opposite of Monaco's

Well today I slipped on while skating. I was driving my Toyota to a brothers birthday party at ice skating rink(where I slipped). When he opened his present he got a hockey stick, a bunch of maple syrup, and a hockey jersey. He was so happy. Then he bumped into the door and apologized to it…

We make Gouda cheese

Fush in Chups, cuzzie.

I love taking naps. I get irrationally ofended when people prepare certain rice dish in a wrong way.

Timmies.