Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're From Your Country Without Telling Me You're From Your Country (Closed)

A police car changed to the right lane when the cops saw me getting nearer in the rear mirror with around 240 on my speedo and let me overtook without any consequences

i love it :)

Had an 8 k bill for er visit that lasted 3 hours and got no medication

Eh?

Wait, other countries have the internet?

Every time I tell somebody where I live they asked why I'm not black. Or if we have technology. Or the most common if I live with lions.

I'm sorry

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Fancy a brew?

Queen for 50 years and a mermaid in the harbour...

Growing up, I had a geyser in my front yard and a glacier in the back yard and a ton of sheep wandering the pasture between.

Beer and depression

A lot of strikes, and haute couture.

School system is broken, government is broken, economy is broken, HELP I WANNA GET OUT

Wiedźmin 😎

We regularly get left off world maps even though our land area is larger than the UK.

I would like to apologize to the rest of the world for 2016-2020.

With my wooden shoes I used to go to the windmill to get tulips and cheese but nowadays I just smoke loads of weed 😉

The part of the world that overdosed on freedom

I once saw a gun store next to a chuck-e-cheese
WhAt. pEoPLe ThInK

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