You wash it, dry it, style it, and… you make fun of it? Well, for sure, you can make fun of just about anything in life, and hair is absolutely no exception. In fact, as you’re about to see yourself, these hair puns can be pretty darn hilarious, if not the most hilarious, compared to other silly puns. So, are you ready to laugh unexpectedly hard and snort very loud at a thing you so recently thought to be as entertaining as a rock? We’ll bet you are and hope you will!
There’s one group of people to whom these adorable puns will really hit home - hairdressers. After all, these people look at hair, work with hair, and probably even dream of it every day. And once their occupation becomes a routine, only a good belly laugh can revive it and give it a new refreshing perspective. A magical thing laughter is, indeed. However, even if your profession isn’t related to locks and bangs, these hair puns will still amuse you and entangle you with filaments of fun.
So, we’ve probably woven the exact right amount of anticipation into this intro text, and now it is perhaps time to check the cute puns out. They are, just as always, a bit further down, and once you are there, vote for the funniest hair pun - every vote counts! Also, don’t forget to share this article with anyone who is into hirsute jokes, too.
#61
What type of hairstyle is popular with polar bears? Frosted tips.
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#62
I tried everything to make my hair curly, but it didn't work - I was so fru-straight-ed!
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#63
The accident was a really close shave, their lives could have been cut short.
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#64
I know a few million-hairs who made their money by cutting very good deals.
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#65

Hold on, this salon looks familiar - I think I've been hair before!
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#66
I bought a pair of hair scissors, they were second hand but they are in tip top conditioner.
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#67
My hairdresser almost got arrested, she had a brush with the law.
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#68
I was in a hurry so my hairdresser had to do a bit of a brush job.
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#69
I was in a relationship with a hairdresser but we broke up; I guess all good things must comb to an end.
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#70

If I take you to the hairdresser with me, promise me you will beehive.
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#71
My hairdresser cancelled my appointment today, she said she had a lot on her plait.
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#72
Being a hairdresser is great, the job comes with amazing fringe benefits.
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#73
My hairdresser is really mysterious and won't reveal any of his techniques: he keeps them under dreadlock and key.
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#74
I really wanted to take the job as a hairdresser, but they just put in too many condition-ers.
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#75

I can't fulfill my dream of becoming a hairdresser, because I have dye-betes.
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#76
Hairdressers have good instincts, they can follow their cut.
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#77
I've been to the hairdresser's and now I look very trim and proper.
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#78
Don't get on the wrong side of my hairdresser, he can really hair a grudge.
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#79
She just needs to come to perms with the fact that she has curly hair now.
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#80

My last haircut will be a fringe, because I want to go out with a bang.
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