You wash it, dry it, style it, and… you make fun of it? Well, for sure, you can make fun of just about anything in life, and hair is absolutely no exception. In fact, as you’re about to see yourself, these hair puns can be pretty darn hilarious, if not the most hilarious, compared to other silly puns. So, are you ready to laugh unexpectedly hard and snort very loud at a thing you so recently thought to be as entertaining as a rock? We’ll bet you are and hope you will!
There’s one group of people to whom these adorable puns will really hit home - hairdressers. After all, these people look at hair, work with hair, and probably even dream of it every day. And once their occupation becomes a routine, only a good belly laugh can revive it and give it a new refreshing perspective. A magical thing laughter is, indeed. However, even if your profession isn’t related to locks and bangs, these hair puns will still amuse you and entangle you with filaments of fun.
So, we’ve probably woven the exact right amount of anticipation into this intro text, and now it is perhaps time to check the cute puns out. They are, just as always, a bit further down, and once you are there, vote for the funniest hair pun - every vote counts! Also, don’t forget to share this article with anyone who is into hirsute jokes, too.
#41
Most million-hairs made their wealth from deals cut on the real estate market.
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#42
Wise people know how to spend their money. They always shave some for later.
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#43
When my friend started to go bald, I tried not to laugh, but he looked hair-larious.
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#44
My wavy hair will be offended if you don’t wave back.
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#45

Another bald chap I know never uses keys now. He’s lost his locks.
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#46
My shoulders are throwing a party. They’re just waiting for my hair to arrive.
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#47
How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
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#48
How do hairdressers travel? With United Hairlines.
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#49
Where did the sheep get a hair cut? At the baa-baa shop.
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#50

Someone stole my wig! That was a bald move.
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#51
What kind of facial hair should a sea captain have? A boatee.
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#52
I told my son that I wash my hair with poo but I lied. It’s not real poo, it’s a sham poo.
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#53
What kind of hair explodes? Bangs.
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#54
What did the electrician use to moisturise his hair? Air conditioner.
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#55

My wife hates the colour of her hair... she's dyeing to change it.
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#56
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers? Shear size.
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#57
What helps a pirates hair grow? Aaarrrgan oil.
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#58
I bought a wig for a dollar... It was a small price toupee.
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#59
Coworker: Hey, I reallly like your hair! What's your secret? Me: Thank-you! I don't get very many complements on it. Most people are gel-ous.
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#60

What is a butchers favorite facial hair style? Mutton chops.
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