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"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most

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Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. And apparently, on Venus, there's a lot of hair... everywhere. There can never be enough toilet rolls. Cars are filled with candy wrappers from 2015. And furniture is constantly being rearranged.
Venus' little secrets only get revealed once a woman allows a special man access into her heart, life and home. Before then, the guys are none the wiser about what ladies are really like. A curious bod recently asked, "What habits of women surprised you the most after getting into a serious relationship?" and the list read like a never-ending mystery novel.
Bored Panda has put together the most hilarious and eye-opening ones for you to scroll through while you try to remove yet another clump of hair from the couch, the shower and the rug. Don't forget to upvote your favorites!

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Unrealistic expectations.
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#42

Hair ties and pins magically appear in the most random places.
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#43

My wife changes clothes 5 or 6 times a day. Laundry is 90% her clothes.

Shower, beauty routine takes more than an hour twice a day. I love her soft smooth skin.
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#44

The stereotype "they dont like you having fun without them" is totally true.
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#45

A big one: Taking at least an hour to get ready to go anywhere. Even something as simple as going to a movie theatre.
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#46

How the majority of them can’t feed themselves properly.
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