Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. And apparently, on Venus, there's a lot of hair... everywhere. There can never be enough toilet rolls. Cars are filled with candy wrappers from 2015. And furniture is constantly being rearranged.
Venus' little secrets only get revealed once a woman allows a special man access into her heart, life and home. Before then, the guys are none the wiser about what ladies are really like. A curious bod recently asked, "What habits of women surprised you the most after getting into a serious relationship?" and the list read like a never-ending mystery novel.
Bored Panda has put together the most hilarious and eye-opening ones for you to scroll through while you try to remove yet another clump of hair from the couch, the shower and the rug. Don't forget to upvote your favorites!
#21
Putting their hair on the wall of the shower and leaving it there. Don’t even get me started on cleaning out the Chewbacca monster clogging the shower drain every week.
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#22
The number of times theyd talk about a problem at work that had me think maybe youre the problem. (The number of times I made the mistake of SAYING that is one.).
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#23
I only truly understood that thing women have about constantly wanting to rearrange the furniture after we finally moved in together.
You know, that sudden urge to drag the sofa to the other side of the room or swap everything around just to make the place feel fresh.
You know, that sudden urge to drag the sofa to the other side of the room or swap everything around just to make the place feel fresh.
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#24
They will often complain about things but aren’t interested in hearing about potential solutions to the problem. They more want to hear you agree with them that they are right to feel the way they do and add your own similar experiences to show that you can relate to their problems. This is uncommon for me when I’m with male friends, who usually are interested in hearing potential solutions if they are complaining about something.
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#25
When my partner gets in the shower saying I'll be ready in 5 , the only time i get a free hour to game or scroll uninterrupted.
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#26
Clothes, clothes everywhere and we have nothing to wear everrrr!
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#29
She keeps the house spotless but her car would have fast food wrappers from 2015 in it if I didn't throw them away.
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#30
Just how much toilet paper they use daily. I went from a roll lasting a month in my house living alone to a roll every few days living with a girlfriend.
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#37
Remember that line from The Crow, where Eric says, "Nothing is trivial?" All they want, more than anything, is for you to care about the stupid, silly, and inane things they care about.
Did they change their nails from coffin-tip to round?
Did she cut two inches of hair off?
Did she see some trinket that called to her like a siren's song, that you'd never notice in a skrillion years?
To you, these are frivolities, but you are to be treat them like she discovered cold fusion, how the dinosaurs went extinct, and where great white sharks go to breed.
Do that, and she will love you and treat you like the guy in those smut books she swears she doesn't read.
Did they change their nails from coffin-tip to round?
Did she cut two inches of hair off?
Did she see some trinket that called to her like a siren's song, that you'd never notice in a skrillion years?
To you, these are frivolities, but you are to be treat them like she discovered cold fusion, how the dinosaurs went extinct, and where great white sharks go to breed.
Do that, and she will love you and treat you like the guy in those smut books she swears she doesn't read.
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#38
The amount of garbage she generates.
I used to have to wheel my trash can to the curb for pickup once every 5-6 weeks when I was alone, now it's weekly.
Recycling is similarly affected.
I used to have to wheel my trash can to the curb for pickup once every 5-6 weeks when I was alone, now it's weekly.
Recycling is similarly affected.
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#40
Rooms that cycle between neckbeard messy and spotless. The first time you see a girls messy room is the same as when you realize they drop big dookies like everyone else.
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