Hailed as one of the funniest comedians in American history, Groucho Marx quotes give a glimpse into the mind of this master. Living from 1890 till 1977, Groucho Marx came into this world, made us laugh, and left a legacy in the form of quotes and jokes. Some of these quotes by Groucho Marx can also act as life lessons. After all, comedy and life have much more in common than it seems.
Groucho Marx and his brothers are the masters of classic jokes that made people laugh in the 20th century. Groucho himself might be the master of the wittiest one-liners to have ever graced the screens. Of course, once famous Groucho Marx one-liners and quotes have somewhat deteriorated over the years. Yet the meaning behind the string of funny words is still as impactful as ever.
Good thought-provoking quotes are usually found in the funniest jokes in the world. And the master of many of them is the man himself. Call them jokes or thought-provoking sayings, but we have compiled the best quotes from Groucho Marx. If there is a quote from him that you liked, upvote it. On the other hand, if you have something to share about this brilliant comedian, do so in the comments below.
#41 Books Worth Procrastinating For
“From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.” - Groucho Marx
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#42 Marriage, According to Groucho
“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.” - Groucho Marx
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#43 Follow the Crowd
“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.” - Groucho Marx
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#44 Next Time, No Chat
“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.” - Groucho Marx
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#45 Living Dangerously, Cheers
“Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!” - Groucho Marx
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#46 Here’s a fitting title for the image: “Friendly But Firm”
“We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own.” - Groucho Marx
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#47 Mom’s Tough Love
“My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.”
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#48 Irony At Its Best
“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.” - Groucho Marx
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#49 Age Is Just a Feeling
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels." - Groucho Marx
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#50 Seeing Is Overrated
“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.” - Groucho Marx
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#51 Simple Pleasures, Slightly Complicated
“Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.” - Groucho Marx
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#52 Inherited with a Twist
“She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.” - Groucho Marx
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#53 Truth or Dare?
"A likely story — and probably true." - Groucho Marx
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#54 Closet Confessions
"I like pancakes, but I haven't got a closet full of them." - Groucho Marx
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#55 Truth or Trickery
“There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes" you know he is a crook.” - Groucho Marx
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#56 Keep Your Friends Close
“Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.” - Groucho Marx
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#57 Sock It To Me
“I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.” - Groucho Marx
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#58 When Cash Gets Complicated
“Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.” - Groucho Marx
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#59 Quiet Power Players
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." - Groucho Marx
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#60 Welcome to the Chaos
“Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.” - Groucho Marx
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