Hailed as one of the funniest comedians in American history, Groucho Marx quotes give a glimpse into the mind of this master. Living from 1890 till 1977, Groucho Marx came into this world, made us laugh, and left a legacy in the form of quotes and jokes. Some of these quotes by Groucho Marx can also act as life lessons. After all, comedy and life have much more in common than it seems.
Groucho Marx and his brothers are the masters of classic jokes that made people laugh in the 20th century. Groucho himself might be the master of the wittiest one-liners to have ever graced the screens. Of course, once famous Groucho Marx one-liners and quotes have somewhat deteriorated over the years. Yet the meaning behind the string of funny words is still as impactful as ever.
Good thought-provoking quotes are usually found in the funniest jokes in the world. And the master of many of them is the man himself. Call them jokes or thought-provoking sayings, but we have compiled the best quotes from Groucho Marx. If there is a quote from him that you liked, upvote it. On the other hand, if you have something to share about this brilliant comedian, do so in the comments below.
#21 Love’s Blind Spots
“She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.” - Groucho Marx
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#22 Books Over Screens
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” - Groucho Marx
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#23 Perfectly Imperfect Wisdom
“Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.” - Groucho Marx
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#24 Forever In Progress
“I intend to live forever, or die trying.” - Groucho Marx
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#25 Unapologetically Opposed
“Whatever it is, I'm against it.” - Groucho Marx
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#26 Mastering the Art of Losing
“Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” - Groucho Marx
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#27 Time Heals Nothing Quite Right
“Time wounds all heels.” - Groucho Marx
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#28 Replay Worthy
“If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.” - Groucho Marx
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#29 Born Ready, Apparently
“I must admit, I was born at an early age. ” - Groucho Marx
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#30 Polite Rebellion
“Do you mind if I don't smoke?” - Groucho Marx
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#31 Women Call The Shots
“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.” - Groucho Marx
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#32 Booked for Punishment
“I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.” - Groucho Marx
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#33 Fun Is Nonnegotiable
“If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.” - Groucho Marx
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#34 Send In The Experts
“A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.” - Groucho Marx
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#35 Oldest Trick in the Book
“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.” - Groucho Marx
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#36 Laughing Through the Dark
“The only real laughter comes from despair.” - Groucho Marx
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#37 Counting Every Minute
“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.” - Groucho Marx
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#38 Channel Surfing Wisdom
“Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.” - Groucho Marx
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#39 Cheers To Beliefs
“Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.” - Groucho Marx
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#40 Love or Confinement?
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?" - Groucho Marx
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