There’s just something about grandpas that makes them the best. First of all, they’ve seen the good and the bad and managed to pull through. Second, they know some handy facts about stuff you never knew existed. Lastly, no matter their age, they are generally good-hearted and good-humored, if not a tad bit aloof.
However, even with this much wisdom, they sometimes can't figure out modern-day happenings, creating a fertile ground for some hilarious grandpa jokes. Treat these grandad jokes like dad jokes, except a tad bit wiser.
In this collection of grandpa’s funnies, you will surely see grandfathers battling their number one nemesis, social media. Even the most well-rounded paw-paw somehow struggles to get a grasp of it. On the other hand, maybe they don’t want to. Either way, it creates perfect situations for some silly jokes. These funny grandpa jokes also touch on the moments when older people tend to overshare (we don't want to hear about the best fake teeth, Grandpa).
Prepare for silly grandad jokes that make you cringe, shake your head, and laugh. Upvote the jokes that you like best, and tell us some of your grandpa’s jokes. Don’t forget to share this article with your grandfather so that he gets a couple more ideas.
#21
My grandpa told me when he was small the alphabet only had 25 letters.
Nobody knew Y.
Nobody knew Y.
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#22
My grandpa would always says, “When one door closes, another opens.”
He was a good man, but a lousy cabinet maker.
He was a good man, but a lousy cabinet maker.
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#23
An old man is walking in the hospital and talks to himself:
"Aquarius?... No, no no... Was it gemini?... Naaah..."
Young doctor can't stand it anymore and walks to him:
"Cancer grandpa, you got cancer!"
"Aquarius?... No, no no... Was it gemini?... Naaah..."
Young doctor can't stand it anymore and walks to him:
"Cancer grandpa, you got cancer!"
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#24
I asked my dad, "What's it like having the best son in the world ?"
He replied, "I don't know, you'll have to ask Grandpa."
He replied, "I don't know, you'll have to ask Grandpa."
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#25
My grandpa was telling me about when he used to hunt tigers. He said, "This one time I was alone in the jungle when out of the bushes, right in front of me, a huge tiger leaped out suddenly and went RRROOOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!! Kid, you won't believe it, I pooped myself."
I raised my eyebrows, "You bet I believe it, I'd have pooped myself too if that happened to me."
"That's not what I mean goddamnit, go fetch me some toilet paper."
I raised my eyebrows, "You bet I believe it, I'd have pooped myself too if that happened to me."
"That's not what I mean goddamnit, go fetch me some toilet paper."
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#26
My late grandpa used to hate looking in the mirror.
Humble man, terrible driver.
Humble man, terrible driver.
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#27
What happened to grandpa’s origami business?
It folded.
It folded.
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#28
What did grandpa call the movie 'Avatar'?
Smurfs for the grown-ups.
Smurfs for the grown-ups.
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#29
Why did grandpa like an 'All-you-can-eat' restaurant more than grandma's cooking?
Because he could decide when he was full at the restaurant.
Because he could decide when he was full at the restaurant.
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#30
My grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
That’s a lot of pressure.
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Dad Jokes vs Grandad Jokes
Dad jokes are known for their light-hearted and cringy nature. Those are often puns or one-liners that never fail to miss the mark. When someone becomes a dad, we presume he immediately starts spouting these jokes. But we’re honestly not sure.
We have noticed that dad jokes are slightly less corny than grandpa jokes because a dad has to graduate from “the school of parenting” to get that title. However, it’s up to you to decide whether we’re right. Are funny grandpa jokes really less cringy than dad jokes?
#31
I was talking to my grandfather when he said, "Your generation relies too much on technology".
I then said, "No grandpa, yours does..."
Then I unplugged his life support.
I then said, "No grandpa, yours does..."
Then I unplugged his life support.
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#32
My grandpa returned from the war with one leg.
We still don't know to whom that leg belonged.
We still don't know to whom that leg belonged.
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#33
My grandpa just told me that he loves how reliable his fingers are and is really attached to them...
Says he has always been able to count on them.
Says he has always been able to count on them.
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#34
Why did dad put wheels on grandpa's rocking chair?
Because grandpa wanted to Rock-n-Roll.
Because grandpa wanted to Rock-n-Roll.
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#35
Why did grandpa tell the ghosts about his shirt size?
Because he was the medium.
Because he was the medium.
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#36
What does grandpa do when you tell him to change his hearing aid?
He doesn't listen.
He doesn't listen.
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#37
How would grandpa react when you tell him about online classes?
He would say, "Why is your education on the line? How will that work?"
He would say, "Why is your education on the line? How will that work?"
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#38
Why didn't anyone know where the grandfather was?
Because he started walking 10 miles every day since his 65-year-old birthday and now he is 95.
Because he started walking 10 miles every day since his 65-year-old birthday and now he is 95.
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#39
From what did grandpa say he suffered a high degree of stress?
From grandma.
From grandma.
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#40
What did grandpa name the Italian restaurant he started in grandma's memory?
"Pasta Way!"
"Pasta Way!"
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