Grandmas are completely out of this world. They are the most caring people who love you, spoil you, share their badass granny stories, and give you the best advice ever. However, grandmas are also fantastic for a host of other reasons. For instance, their struggle with modern technologies is an urban legend, and their old-school sense of humor is worthy of a saga.
It is precisely this duality that makes the perfect recipe for funny grandma jokes. Not convinced? Well then, check out our list of granny jokes that your grandma will find relatable and will make you giggle. These cute grandma jokes, same as grannies themselves, aren’t one-trick ponies, so expect a wide variety of topics discussed. From knitting to weird grandparent texts, from cooking to having geriatric fun, these clever jokes will leave no stones unturned in our cherished matter of grandmothers.
After all, our meemaws are worthy of our best efforts! While a real granny would’ve stuffed your rumbling belly with a hearty home-cooked meal in the time it took you to read this intro, these silly grandma jokes will nourish your soul instead. Which isn’t all that bad when you come to think of it.
Get ready for some innocent fun with these old-people jokes. Upvote your favorite one-liners and share them with your Nana. We assure you that these are all clean jokes to tell your grandma, and she will surely give her stamp of approval. Let’s get started!
#141

My grandma sometimes lays out sunflower seeds so birds will come and eat them. Instead, some Middle Eastern guys showed up and made themselves comfortable with their shisha.
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#142
Woman: (flashing diamond ring) “Look what happened last weeeeek!”
Friend: “OMG really?!??!”
Woman: “That’s riiight,” she continues waving the ring around. “Grandma diiiiied.”
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#143
I often lay awake at night wondering if, in retrospect, my grandfather's hard work will be rewarded with some sense of peace or closure after my dementia-ridden grandma passes. Damnit!!! And my socks don't match.
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#144

My grandma speaks Spanish and it's hard to understand what she is saying so I've decided to read her body language. But the only thing I've been able to come up with is that she wants to go back to Mexico because everything is hanging south.
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#145
Grandma was watching news and suddenly a story came saying a man was driving the wrong way down the highway. Nervous, she called grandpa to warn him and make sure he’s okay because that what he does every night.
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#146
What happened when grandma visited the dentist?
She came home and said, "I didn't like him at first, but I wasn't mean to him because I know he has fillings."
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#147

What happened at the costume party?
We dressed up as cashews, and grandma thought we were nuts.
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#148
What happens when you decide not to eat grandma's dinner but get packed food?
The next day grandma gets angry because her whole plan got foiled.
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#149
My grandma talking to my dad about her new hearing aid.
My grandma: "It's the most expensive one you can buy, it cost me $4,000."
My dad: "What kind is it?"
My grandma: "It's 4:15pm."
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#150

My grandma has ingrained this silly joke since I was young: "What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
If you weren't so fresh last night, we wouldn't be in this jam!"
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#151
I love my late grandma for being a great mathematician. She sent me a sine from beyond.
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#152
What is a grandma sheep called?
A baaaa-nana.
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#153
My Mennonite Grandma told me these ones:
"What do you call a bad Mennonite poet? Corny Reimer."
"Why do mennonites wear condoms? To stop the spread of Abes."
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Weren’t These Jokes Pretty Knit?
We hope these hilarious jokes for Grandma reminded you of your granny and made you smile. Take the time to appreciate your wonderful meemaw and spend time with her when possible.
Keeping in the spirit of laughter and poking fun at our grandparents, here are some funny grandpa jokes that will leave you in splits!



