Writers are good with words, but some netizens have a hidden talent for being creative wordsmiths. Once in a while, they string together the most absurd words and drop iconic sentences online that nobody saw coming.
Some of these sentences are so strange they might catch us off guard and make us ask, “Wait, what?” Some are so wacky, we might wonder what was going on in the person’s head when they said it. And some are so unhinged that all we can do is laugh.
The r/BrandNewSentence community on Reddit keeps a steady supply of these surprising sentences coming. We couldn’t help but put our favorites together below. So just sit back, scroll through them, and enjoy a chuckle or two!
#61 "Sony And Disney Are Basically Stuck In A Toxic Marriage For Eternity Because Neither Of Them Can Afford The Divorce LOL"
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#62 Ellen Degeneres Was An Environmentally Significant Apex Predator
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#65 Throwback To The Time I Didn't Realize That Mulch Was The Name Of Someone's Fursona
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#71 Imagine Finally Graduating From Spy School In China Only To Find Out Your First Assignment Is Dating A Man Known As The Roach Lord
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#73 Discord Friend Crashed Out One Too Many Times And Has Estranged Himself From His Family To Live As A Buddhist Monk In Sri Lanka
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#74 Mom Can You Come Pick Me Up The Panopticon Startup Is Smol Beanifying Itself
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#76 “I Need To Get My Glasses Checked Baby I Ought To Know A Bird When I See One Rreow Shagadelic Baby Yeah”
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#78 The Looksmaxxers Are Tapping Into Alchemical Theories Of Immortality That Would Have Left A Tang Dynasty Emperor Speechless
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#79 So Apparently Girls Don’t Like It When You Use An Android Emulator On A Date To Scam Mcdonalds Out Of 30 Nuggets
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