Writers are good with words, but some netizens have a hidden talent for being creative wordsmiths. Once in a while, they string together the most absurd words and drop iconic sentences online that nobody saw coming.
Some of these sentences are so strange they might catch us off guard and make us ask, “Wait, what?” Some are so wacky, we might wonder what was going on in the person’s head when they said it. And some are so unhinged that all we can do is laugh.
The r/BrandNewSentence community on Reddit keeps a steady supply of these surprising sentences coming. We couldn’t help but put our favorites together below. So just sit back, scroll through them, and enjoy a chuckle or two!
#42 She Looks Like If A Mouse Made A Wish To Be Able To Commit Wire Fraud
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9points
#44 Roommates Getting Top Surgery And They Put A Tracking Chip On Him And Now Im Getting Updates Like Hes A Pizza
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9points
#46 Katy Perry Was Trapped In A Giant Plastic Bottle Because Fans Refused To Roll Her Towards The Stage
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7points
#47 "The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Is Now So Large It Is Home To Dozens Of Species Of Life, Prompting Debate Over Cleanup Efforts"
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7points
#48 "When You Look Cities Up Do You Usually Do It Through The Dr Who Wiki"?"
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7points
#49 "We Don't Want To Have To Ask People If They Are Allergic To Molluscs When They Order A Gin"
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6points
#51 "Physics Majors Throw A Lot Of Shade Considering They're Still Not Sure Where 95% Of The Universe Is Hidden"
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5points
#52 I'm Perfectly Aware The Woman Drinking The Teacup Full Of Ants Isn't There, I See Her Much Too Clearly
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5points
#54 Insane Cheeseburger Arbitrage Opportunities Available At Barcelona Airport Rn
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4points
