Toxic traits are no good - they poison relationships and make your life harder for you and for those around you. However, what if we were to say that we all have toxic traits? Not toxic as in ‘dealy’ toxic, but as in funny toxic traits? Yeah, that’s right, we all have unflattering personality traits! Curious to learn about what they might be? Well then, you are in for a treat because this is our funny toxic traits list that most of us have and recognize but still continue to practice despite ourselves.
Here’s a sneak peek - have you ever responded to a compliment in a double-verification way with a doubtful “Really?” Well, here’s the thing - it is one of the funny toxic traits absolutely every one of us has practiced at least once! Also, we’re pretty sure you’ve at least once in your life delayed a task for so long it gave you horrible anxiety to even start it. Well, we’ve been there and done that more times than it would be appropriate to acknowledge. And then there’s the legendary forgetting someone’s name right after you’ve been introduced. Yeah, we all have these unflattering character traits, and although most of us can do something about it, the mere existence of these funny toxic traits is good proof of how equally flawed we all are as humans.
So, ready for more funny toxic trait examples? Yeah, we get it; recognizing them in your own self might not be the most pleasant experience, but don’t forget that we all have these funny noxious traits, and we’re all human around here!
#41 Not Letting Anyone Else Clean Because It's Not Clean Unless You Clean It

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#42 You Never Speak Up And Just Get Mad And Distance Yourself Until You Are Not Angry Anymore

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#43 Money Meaning Literally Nothing To You When You Are Drunk

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#44 Trying To Close The Refrigerator Slowly Enough To Catch What It Looks Like With The Lights Off

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#45 Pretending To Be Sober While You're Actually Blacked Out

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#46 Thinking You Could Go Through Your Lecture Notes In One Night For Your Exams Tomorrow

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#47 Keeping Your Headphones On After Your Music Stops And Not Realizing Until Hours Later

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#48 Introducing Yourself To People And Them Saying 'We've Met Multiple Times...'

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#49 Imagining That You Could Have Become A Pop Star If Your Parents Had Been More Supportive When You Were Younger

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#50 Telling White Lies About Your Life To Strangers You Meet On Planes, In Parks, Wherever, Just Because Why Not

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#51 Googling Something Without Thinking And Then Staring At The Search Results Like "What Just Happened How Did I Get Here?"

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#52 Stopping The Microwave At One Second Just To Prove You Can

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#53 Thinking You Can Always Arrive In 10 Min

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#54 Feeling Like You Could Represent Yourself In The Court

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#55 Driving As If Speed Limits And The Police Don't Exist

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#56 Immediately Touching A Plate After The Server Warns You It's Hot

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#57 Sitting In The Shower

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#58 Thinking Anything Less Than A 7-Hour Drive Isn't That Far

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#59 Rehearsing Whatever Stories You Would Tell As A Guest On A Late-Night Talk Show

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#60 Telling People "I'll Be Right Back" Then Going For A 3 Hour Nap

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