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66 Funny Toxic Traits Shared By 99.9% Of Humans
FunnyMAR 8, 2023

66 Funny Toxic Traits Shared By 99.9% Of Humans

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Toxic traits are no good - they poison relationships and make your life harder for you and for those around you. However, what if we were to say that we all have toxic traits? Not toxic as in ‘dealy’ toxic, but as in funny toxic traits? Yeah, that’s right, we all have unflattering personality traits! Curious to learn about what they might be? Well then, you are in for a treat because this is our funny toxic traits list that most of us have and recognize but still continue to practice despite ourselves. 
Here’s a sneak peek - have you ever responded to a compliment in a double-verification way with a doubtful “Really?” Well, here’s the thing - it is one of the funny toxic traits absolutely every one of us has practiced at least once! Also, we’re pretty sure you’ve at least once in your life delayed a task for so long it gave you horrible anxiety to even start it. Well, we’ve been there and done that more times than it would be appropriate to acknowledge. And then there’s the legendary forgetting someone’s name right after you’ve been introduced. Yeah, we all have these unflattering character traits, and although most of us can do something about it, the mere existence of these funny toxic traits is good proof of how equally flawed we all are as humans. 
So, ready for more funny toxic trait examples? Yeah, we get it; recognizing them in your own self might not be the most pleasant experience, but don’t forget that we all have these funny noxious traits, and we’re all human around here!

#21 Pretending To Be In A Music Video Or Movie Montage While Wearing Headphones

Pretending To Be In A Music Video Or Movie Montage While Wearing Headphones
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52points

#22 Circling Around Your Apartment Whenever You Have To Talk On The Phone

Circling Around Your Apartment Whenever You Have To Talk On The Phone
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52points

#23 Loving To Travel But Don't Really Feeling Like Going Anywhere

Loving To Travel But Don't Really Feeling Like Going Anywhere
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48points

#24 Hearing Someone Laughing Near You And Assuming They're Laughing At You

Hearing Someone Laughing Near You And Assuming They're Laughing At You
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44points

#25 Plotting Out Escape Routes For Unlikely Scenarios

Plotting Out Escape Routes For Unlikely Scenarios
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43points

#26 Believing That You'll Somehow Be Able To Watch The Next Episode Even Though You Know You Don't Have Enough Time

Believing That You'll Somehow Be Able To Watch The Next Episode Even Though You Know You Don't Have Enough Time
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43points

#27 Checking Your Bank Account, Hoping You Got A Random Deposit

Checking Your Bank Account, Hoping You Got A Random Deposit
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42points

#28 Looking At A Price Tag And Finding Out The Store You're In Is Way Out Of Your Price Range, But Then Staying For A While Like You're Totally Unfazed

Looking At A Price Tag And Finding Out The Store You're In Is Way Out Of Your Price Range, But Then Staying For A While Like You're Totally Unfazed
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42points

#29 Getting Mad At The Drivers Around You Going The Speed Limit

Getting Mad At The Drivers Around You Going The Speed Limit
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41points

#30 Starting To Get Ready Just When You Get The "On My Way' Text

Starting To Get Ready Just When You Get The "On My Way' Text
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40points

#31 Destroying Your Room Every Time You Need To Get Dressed

Destroying Your Room Every Time You Need To Get Dressed
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39points

#32 Despite Being The Size And Density Of A Squirrel, You Are Totally Positive That You Can Fight

Despite Being The Size And Density Of A Squirrel, You Are Totally Positive That You Can Fight
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38points

#33 Setting 50 Alarms Each Morning, Then Simply Ignoring Them All

Setting 50 Alarms Each Morning, Then Simply Ignoring Them All
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37points

#34 Being So Nice To People That They End Up Thinking That You Are Interested In Them

Being So Nice To People That They End Up Thinking That You Are Interested In Them
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#35 Adding Everything You See That Is Pretty To Your Cart And Then Somehow Typing Your Credit Card Information

Adding Everything You See That Is Pretty To Your Cart And Then Somehow Typing Your Credit Card Information
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37points

#36 Apologizing To Doors Or Furniture When You Accidentally Kick Or Bump Into Them

Apologizing To Doors Or Furniture When You Accidentally Kick Or Bump Into Them
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37points

#37 You Swear You're Speaking Normally, But You're Actually Screaming

You Swear You're Speaking Normally, But You're Actually Screaming
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36points

#38 Imagining The Backstories Of Everyone Around You While Acting Like A Private Detective In Public Places

Imagining The Backstories Of Everyone Around You While Acting Like A Private Detective In Public Places
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36points

#39 Requesting Two-Step Authentication Whenever Someone Compliments You By Saying, "Really?"

Requesting Two-Step Authentication Whenever Someone Compliments You By Saying, "Really?"
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34points

#40 Being Nosy When You Don't Really Care

Being Nosy When You Don't Really Care
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