Beer is the most popular alcoholic beverage worldwide. In fact, after water and tea, it’s the most commonly consumed drink in the world. So “Cheers!” to the world’s all-time favorite drink to party with! But whatever your drink of choice is, the ritual of toasting is one of the oldest forms of communication and a universal way to celebrate life’s big moments.
Toasting was first documented in ancient Greece and Rome as a way for people to wish for each other’s health and wellbeing. Centuries later, the habit of clinking glasses started accompanying the ritual everywhere around Europe. No one knows whether clinking glasses was meant to mix everyone’s drinks (thereby reducing the odds of being poisoned) or to add sound to the experience. Today, though, we still do it to pay homage to those who have made an impact on our lives — whether it be our parents, friends, or colleagues.
But aren’t you tired of saying that banal “Cheers”? Can’t we find some funnier cheers alternatives? Whether you need an excuse to clink glasses or just want to add some fun to your social gatherings, here are some great options for saying “cheers” that might just become your new go-to drinking toasts!
#101
God in goodness sent us grapes to cheer, both great and small. Little fools drink too much, and great fools not at all!
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#102
May the face of every good news
And the back of every bad news
Be towards us.
And the back of every bad news
Be towards us.
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#103
God in goodness sent us grapes to cheer both great and small.
Little fools drink too much, and great fools not at all!
Little fools drink too much, and great fools not at all!
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#104
I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses.
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#105
To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
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#106
To us, for this is the youngest we’ll ever be and the oldest we’ve been.
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#107
A toast to all the champagne we'll drink tonight, and all the coffee we'll drink tomorrow.
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#108
To our health: May we all live to be as old as my jokes.
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#109
Here's to champagne for our real friends, and a real pain to our sham friends.
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#110
Here’s to the brilliant, warm, handsome... a company that you keep.
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#111
To another twirl around the sun!
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#112
May you live to be a hundred years old with one extra year to repent.
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#113
Happy birthday to you for years to come. We’ll explore them together for a life filled with love, joy, and fun. Happy birthday, darling!
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#114
When climbing the hill of prosperity, may we never meet a friend coming down!
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#115
To the fall of the Roman Empire, may ours be just as memorable.
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#116
Drink to life and the passing show
And the eyes of the prettiest girl you know.
And the eyes of the prettiest girl you know.
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#117
Here’s to Dame Fortune; may she smile upon you.
May you never meet her daughter, Miss Fortune.
May you never meet her daughter, Miss Fortune.
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#118
Here’s to the glass we love so to sip,
It dries many a pensive tear;
’Tis not so sweet as a woman’s lip
But a damned sight more sincere.
It dries many a pensive tear;
’Tis not so sweet as a woman’s lip
But a damned sight more sincere.
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#119
I drank to your health in the company, I drank to your health alone,
I drank to your health so many times, I nearly ruined my own.
I drank to your health so many times, I nearly ruined my own.
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#120
Here’s to a long life and a merry one,
A quick ending and a happy one,
A good girl and a pretty one,
A cold bottle and another one.
A quick ending and a happy one,
A good girl and a pretty one,
A cold bottle and another one.
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