Beer is the most popular alcoholic beverage worldwide. In fact, after water and tea, it’s the most commonly consumed drink in the world. So “Cheers!” to the world’s all-time favorite drink to party with! But whatever your drink of choice is, the ritual of toasting is one of the oldest forms of communication and a universal way to celebrate life’s big moments.
Toasting was first documented in ancient Greece and Rome as a way for people to wish for each other’s health and wellbeing. Centuries later, the habit of clinking glasses started accompanying the ritual everywhere around Europe. No one knows whether clinking glasses was meant to mix everyone’s drinks (thereby reducing the odds of being poisoned) or to add sound to the experience. Today, though, we still do it to pay homage to those who have made an impact on our lives — whether it be our parents, friends, or colleagues.
But aren’t you tired of saying that banal “Cheers”? Can’t we find some funnier cheers alternatives? Whether you need an excuse to clink glasses or just want to add some fun to your social gatherings, here are some great options for saying “cheers” that might just become your new go-to drinking toasts!
#81
To the kisses we’ve snatched and vice versa!
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#82
Here's to those who've seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and can't tell the difference.
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#83
I would rather be with the people in this room than with the finest people I know.
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#84
Over the teeth, over the gums,
Look out, stomach, here it comes!
Look out, stomach, here it comes!
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#85
"Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives… and to the “good life,” whatever it is and wherever it happens to be." - Hunter S. Thompson
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#86
"Here’s to our wives and girlfriends… may they never meet!" - Groucho Marx
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#87
Some ships are wooden ships, but those ships may sink.
The best ships are friendships, and to those ships, we drink.
The best ships are friendships, and to those ships, we drink.
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#88
“Happy birthday! Now that you’re old enough to be a father, I have only one thing to say to you: Live long enough to be a problem to your children.”
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#89
Wise, kind, gentle, generous, sexy. But enough about me here’s to you.
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#90
Here is to love that never grows old, and if it does, let’s hope by that time we’re too old to leave each other and start new marriages.
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#91
Here’s to the only day I will ever be a morning person, December 25th.
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#92
Life’s a waste of time and time’s a waste of life, so let’s get wasted all the time and have the time of our lives.
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#93
Here's to milk, eggs, bread, and cinnamon.
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#94
To Hell. May the stay there be as enjoyable as the way there.
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#95
May our sons have rich fathers and beautiful mothers.
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#96
Here's to those who have seen us at our worst and still showed up here anyway.
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#97
May your liquor be cold, may your women be hot. And may your troubles slide off of you slicker than snot.
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#98
May your beautiful lips never blister!
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#99
If the ocean was beer and I was a duck, I would swim to the bottom and drink myself up. But the ocean’s not beer, and I’m not a duck, so let’s drink these pints and get messed up.
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#100
May the bloom of the face
Never extend to the nose.
Never extend to the nose.
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