If you think that timing, delivery, and tone of speaking are a crucial part of the perfect anecdote, allow us to prove you wrong with these hilariously punny knock-knock jokes.
These puppies don't need any refurbishing or particular oratory skill for their delivery simply because they're as easy as pie with no hidden meanings or clandestine agendas.
If you’ve raised your eyebrows in disbelief while reading this, we dare you to tell your colleagues a joke or two straight out of this collection - great success is guaranteed!
From simpleton examples such as childish wordplay to a tad bit more complex ones testing the sanity of the listener, we’ve gathered more knock-knock jokes than you’ll ever need.
Now, make sure that you’re not eating or drinking anything before scrolling down since it is very likely that a mouthful will end up on your computer screen after reading what’s below. Once you’re done laughing - tell us what you think about these inglorious jokes, and don't forget to vote for the one you liked the best!
#41
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Police.
- Police who?
- Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
- Who’s there?
- Police.
- Police who?
- Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
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#42
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tank.
- Tank who?
- Your welcome!
- Who’s there?
- Tank.
- Tank who?
- Your welcome!
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#43
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Alpaca.
- Alpaca who?
- Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
- Who’s there?
- Alpaca.
- Alpaca who?
- Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
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#44
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Iran!
- Iran who?
- Iran over here to tell you this!
- Who's there?
- Iran!
- Iran who?
- Iran over here to tell you this!
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#45
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Abe.
- Abe who?
- Abe CDEFJH…
- Who’s there?
- Abe.
- Abe who?
- Abe CDEFJH…
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