If you think that timing, delivery, and tone of speaking are a crucial part of the perfect anecdote, allow us to prove you wrong with these hilariously punny knock-knock jokes.
These puppies don't need any refurbishing or particular oratory skill for their delivery simply because they're as easy as pie with no hidden meanings or clandestine agendas.
If you’ve raised your eyebrows in disbelief while reading this, we dare you to tell your colleagues a joke or two straight out of this collection - great success is guaranteed!
From simpleton examples such as childish wordplay to a tad bit more complex ones testing the sanity of the listener, we’ve gathered more knock-knock jokes than you’ll ever need.
Now, make sure that you’re not eating or drinking anything before scrolling down since it is very likely that a mouthful will end up on your computer screen after reading what’s below. Once you’re done laughing - tell us what you think about these inglorious jokes, and don't forget to vote for the one you liked the best!
#21
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Mango!
- Mango who?
- Mango to the door and just answer it!
- Who's there?
- Mango!
- Mango who?
- Mango to the door and just answer it!
unknown
Report18points
#22
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wooden shoe.
- Wooden shoe who?
- Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
- Who’s there?
- Wooden shoe.
- Wooden shoe who?
- Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
unknown
Report18points
#23
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Isabell.
- Isabell who?
- Is a bell working?
- Who’s there?
- Isabell.
- Isabell who?
- Is a bell working?
unknown
Report17points
#24
- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- A little boy.
- A little boy who?
- A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell.
- Who’s there?
- A little boy.
- A little boy who?
- A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell.
unknown
Report16points
#25
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Ben.
- Ben who?
- Ben knocking on this door all morning, let me in!
- Who's there?
- Ben.
- Ben who?
- Ben knocking on this door all morning, let me in!
unknown
Report16points
#26
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Jess.
- Jess who?
- Jess let me in.
- Who’s there?
- Jess.
- Jess who?
- Jess let me in.
unknown
Report16points
#27
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Dozen.
- Dozen who?
- Dozen anybody want to let me in?
- Who's there?
- Dozen.
- Dozen who?
- Dozen anybody want to let me in?
unknown
Report15points
#28
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Voodoo.
- Voodoo who?
- Voodoo you think you are!
- Who's there?
- Voodoo.
- Voodoo who?
- Voodoo you think you are!
unknown
Report15points
#29
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Mikey.
- Mikey who?
- Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole.
- Who's there?
- Mikey.
- Mikey who?
- Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole.
unknown
Report14points
#30
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Utah.
- Utah who?
- Utah one who told me to knock!
- Who's there?
- Utah.
- Utah who?
- Utah one who told me to knock!
unknown
Report14points
#31
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Honey bee.
- Honey bee who?
- Honey bee a dear and open up, would you?
- Who’s there?
- Honey bee.
- Honey bee who?
- Honey bee a dear and open up, would you?
unknown
Report14points
#32
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- From.
- From who?
- Actually, grammatically speaking you should say "from whom."
- Who’s there?
- From.
- From who?
- Actually, grammatically speaking you should say "from whom."
unknown
Report14points
#33
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Stopwatch.
- Stopwatch who?
- Stopwatcha doin’ and open the damn door.
- Who’s there?
- Stopwatch.
- Stopwatch who?
- Stopwatcha doin’ and open the damn door.
unknown
Report13points
#34
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Fangs.
- Fangs who?
- Fangs for letting me in!
- Who's there?
- Fangs.
- Fangs who?
- Fangs for letting me in!
unknown
Report12points
#35
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Ken.
- Ken who?
- Ken I come in?
- Who's there?
- Ken.
- Ken who?
- Ken I come in?
unknown
Report12points
#36
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Noise.
- Noise who?
- Noise to see you!
- Who's there?
- Noise.
- Noise who?
- Noise to see you!
unknown
Report12points
#37
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Tennis.
- Tennis who?
- Tennis is five plus five!
- Who's there?
- Tennis.
- Tennis who?
- Tennis is five plus five!
unknown
Report12points
#38
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Nun.
- Nun who?
- Nun of your business!
- Who's there?
- Nun.
- Nun who?
- Nun of your business!
unknown
Report11points
#39
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Venice.
- Venice who?
- Venice your mother coming home?
- Who's there?
- Venice.
- Venice who?
- Venice your mother coming home?
unknown
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#40
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Candice.
- Candice who?
- Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
- Who’s there?
- Candice.
- Candice who?
- Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
unknown
Report11points

