When you see a fortune cookie, it’s not the cookie you’re craving; it’s the fortune. There are plenty of baked goods out there, but how many also act as a fortune teller or pretend to be one? On the other hand, is there a better fortune teller and hidden message carrier than a tasty one? Some of these fortune cookie messages, however, are so surprising they catch people completely off-guard.
Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of the funny fortune cookie sayings found by stunned customers to prove that Confucius isn’t behind all of them. From rude insults to questionable dares, the people who had the weird luck of discovering a funny fortune cookie definitely had a hard time swallowing them. Scroll down to read the hilarious list!
#41 Unusual Predictions
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#43 My Pet Is Planning What?
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#44 Good To Know
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#46 We Got Three Fortunes With Our Meal. I Have Now Learned All I Ever Need To Know Now In Chinese
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#47 Deep
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#51 Depends On The Muppet
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#52 Was Looking For Wisdom And Got This... Though Very Accurate, Completely Useless...
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#56 Hungover As Hell, I Stumbled Into A Chinese Buffet And Ate Five Plates. Then I Get This Fortune
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#59 Abort, Retry, Ignore
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#60 Thought I'd Be Cool And Take The Fortune Out Of The Cookie Without Breaking It
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