When you see a fortune cookie, it’s not the cookie you’re craving; it’s the fortune. There are plenty of baked goods out there, but how many also act as a fortune teller or pretend to be one? On the other hand, is there a better fortune teller and hidden message carrier than a tasty one? Some of these fortune cookie messages, however, are so surprising they catch people completely off-guard.
Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of the funny fortune cookie sayings found by stunned customers to prove that Confucius isn’t behind all of them. From rude insults to questionable dares, the people who had the weird luck of discovering a funny fortune cookie definitely had a hard time swallowing them. Scroll down to read the hilarious list!
#24 How Did The Cookie Know?
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#31 Avoid Gambling, But Hey, These Numbers Are Lucky!
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#32 I Spent 30 Minutes Trying To Get My Fortune Without Breaking The Bag Or Cookie
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#35 Thank You Captain Obvious
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How Can You Use Funny Fortune Cookie Messages?
Apart from being just a fun message to put a smile on someone's face, funny fortune cookie sayings can be turned into an amusing dare game with tasks to complete once you’ve eaten a cookie.
You can also turn it into an endearing tradition by leaving messages for your loved one in their pockets, notebook, or other unexpected places. Funny fortune cookie sayings will surely brighten their day and make them smile.
#40 My Fortune Cookie Sounds Like Satan Trying To Give A Motivational Speech
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