Alrighty then, here's a debate that's as old as humankind itself. You know what we're talking about; it's the one questioning the origins of a bird, an egg, a joke, and a pun. It goes like this - which one of them was first, a pun or a joke? What, you thought we'd be talking about the egg and the chicken? Hah, no, this topic is as hackneyed as an old Hackney pony, and we'd rather stick to jokes and puns! But, to make it spicier by just a pinch, we're combining two of the oldest dilemmas into one topic, and it's egg puns! That's absolutely right; the next topic in our puns galore is about eggs, only the most perfect of Nature's creations.
So 'what's so punny about an egg?' you might ask, and we are here to put your thoughts at rest with this all egg-lusive article. First of all, it's the name of the thing that's terrifically suitable for clever puns. Just look at it, read it out loud like ten times, and try not to laugh by the end of your recital. An EGG. We're cracking up here already, and our craniums are as full of ideas for hilarious puns as never before! Now, the shape of it - instead of being a perfectly understandable round object, an egg is both a bit like a balance doll and a rock with absolutely pointless points. Cue the cracking and the cackling because we can no longer even! We hope that by the end of this egg-cellent selection of cute puns, you'll join our cacklers' ranks, too.
And now it is time to check if our hopes do come true! How will we know? Well, easy, it all starts with you scrolling down below and checking out our best egg puns. Then, give the funniest pun your vote, and tell us what you think about this article! Lastly, share these cheesy puns with your friends, and after all these steps, we'll know if we've succeeded in amusing you with our selection of these little wordplays!
#101
What's an egg's least favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
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#102
What did the egg say about escaping the chef? "I might whisk it and run!"
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#103
How did the omelet find out she was ill? She had a medical eggs-am!
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#104
Did you hear about the hen who laid her egg on an ax? She wanted to hatchet.
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#105
What did the angry egg parent say to her child? You’re such a rotten egg!
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#106
How would you describe a baby egg on Christmas morning? Absolutely egg-static!
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#107
What’s a hen’s favorite shipping company? Federal Egg-spress.
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#108
You’re poaching my best yolks.
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#109
An egg walked into a bar and cracked a joke. He left behind a real mess.
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#110
You must be an Easter egg because your body is crackin’.
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#111
I never count my chickens before they’re hatched. Because they’re eggs.
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#112
Not decorating any eggs today? Yolk’s on you.
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#113
Why did the egg lose its way around town? Because it was mislaid.
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#114
Why did the egg visit the haunted house? Because he wanted to get terri-fried!
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#115
What superpower did the egg wish it had? Eggs ray vision.
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#116
Why was the chicken happy after seeing its medical test report? Because all the results were n-egg-ative!
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#117
How do you cook a bunch of funny eggs? You throw them in the crack-pot.
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#118
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny’s been? Eggs mark the spot!
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#119
How do you make an egg roll? Just give it a little push!
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#120
What does a demonic hen lay? Deviled eggs!
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