Alrighty then, here's a debate that's as old as humankind itself. You know what we're talking about; it's the one questioning the origins of a bird, an egg, a joke, and a pun. It goes like this - which one of them was first, a pun or a joke? What, you thought we'd be talking about the egg and the chicken? Hah, no, this topic is as hackneyed as an old Hackney pony, and we'd rather stick to jokes and puns! But, to make it spicier by just a pinch, we're combining two of the oldest dilemmas into one topic, and it's egg puns! That's absolutely right; the next topic in our puns galore is about eggs, only the most perfect of Nature's creations.
So 'what's so punny about an egg?' you might ask, and we are here to put your thoughts at rest with this all egg-lusive article. First of all, it's the name of the thing that's terrifically suitable for clever puns. Just look at it, read it out loud like ten times, and try not to laugh by the end of your recital. An EGG. We're cracking up here already, and our craniums are as full of ideas for hilarious puns as never before! Now, the shape of it - instead of being a perfectly understandable round object, an egg is both a bit like a balance doll and a rock with absolutely pointless points. Cue the cracking and the cackling because we can no longer even! We hope that by the end of this egg-cellent selection of cute puns, you'll join our cacklers' ranks, too.
And now it is time to check if our hopes do come true! How will we know? Well, easy, it all starts with you scrolling down below and checking out our best egg puns. Then, give the funniest pun your vote, and tell us what you think about this article! Lastly, share these cheesy puns with your friends, and after all these steps, we'll know if we've succeeded in amusing you with our selection of these little wordplays!
#81
What's an egg's favorite type of coffee? An eggspresso!
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#82
What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
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#83
What do you call an egg who likes to go on safari? An eggs-plorer!
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#84
What did the doctor tell the chicken with high cholesterol? "Try to lay off eggs for a while!"
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#85
Why did the man steal his eggs? He liked them poached!
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#86
How does a hen leave her coop? Through the eggs-it!
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#87
What did the officer say to the egg after he pulled it over for speeding? Omelettin’ it slide this time.
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#88
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs? An egg-oholic.
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#89
The guy that consumed lots of eggs was called egg-holic.
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#90
I’ve decided to put my eggs all in one basket. I’m just tired of looking silly walking around the supermarket.
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#91
Why did the hen lay eggs on the mountain slope? Because the farmer wanted egg rolls.
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#92
What do you call an egg murderer? An eggs-terminator.
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#93
I'm completely ova all these egg jokes.
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#95
Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the Shell station!
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#96
Why did the celebrity egg start losing her friends? They called her a shell-out.
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#97
Why should you be careful what you say around egg whites? They can't take a yolk!
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#98
What did the egg say after acing its test? "Omelet smarter than I look!"
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#99
Why wouldn't the farmer let the hen in his house? She kept laying deviled eggs!
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#100
How do chickens stay fit? They eggs-ercise!
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