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107 Brutal Roasts The Victims Probably Still Think About
Funny,JokesJUN 23, 2026

107 Brutal Roasts The Victims Probably Still Think About

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Even some vegans love a good roast. The more rare and spicy, the better. This has nothing to do with meat. But rather, a slew of well-timed, savage words hurled at someone until they're crisped to perfection.
This year's Netflix Roast of Kevin Hart pulled 13,5 million viewers. It was hot on the heels of the Roast of Tom Brady, which saw 13.8 million people tuning in. We're yet to hear who'll be the victim of the next celebrity roast, or when it will take place. But that's okay because from what we've gathered, it seems like many ordinary netizens are just as good at holding each other over the coals as the rich and famous.
Bored Panda has scoured the internet to find the hottest, funniest and most unique comebacks, insults and online roasts out there. And there certainly was no shortage. Here's an epic compilation that you can come back to whenever your own polite words fail you...

#41 LOL Ok Buddy, So How Exactly Does A Freezer Burn Things?

A Reddit post about white flaky stuff on frozen strawberries receives a hilariously savage burn: Your second day on Earth will be less frightening.
47points

#42 Storm In A Utah Teacup

A hilariously savage tweet by Reed Galen debunking Kelly Hoskins statement about taking Utah back, highlighting political burns.
45points

#43 Cold Heart And Empty Brain

A hilariously savage burn in a text message conversation, where one person says they'd live in the other's head for a lot of room.
43points

#44 Your Taste In Music

A screenshot of a savage burn comment about why headphones are breaking, blaming bad taste in music.
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42points

#45 Mix It Up, Quick Mom Joke Here

A text message exchange with a savage burn from 'Mom' saying 'I made you.'
42points

#46 Now They Want Dei

A screenshot of a hilariously savage burn on X (formerly Twitter) about inclusion during halftime.
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41points

#47 Worlds Greatest Comeback

A blonde woman smiles, part of a social media burn where someone comments on her teeth and she hilariously retorts.
41points

#48 Everything Else Is Wet Except For The Ladies

Hilariously savage burn in a comment section, responding to a flood image in Austin.
40points

#49 I Can Hear The Sound

Hilariously savage burn in a tweet after someone fell, comparing them to Sonic, people needed a doctor.
40points

#50 May Be The Best Response Ive Ever Read

A hilariously savage tweet exchange between Master Merk and Buff, showcasing a witty comeback about being fat.
40points

#51 First Comment That Didn't Have "Harry Potter" In It

A young man playing guitar in a YouTube video, with a savage comment about his unchanging age.
39points

#52 A Neglected Hamsters

A Neglected Hamsters
39points

#53 Captain Holt Casually Dropping Bombs

A meme with a woman saying Hello Raymond, surprised to see me? and a man replying Well, I didn't say bloody mary three times. So, yes, a hilariously savage burn.
38points

#54 Finally Caught One In The Wild

A four-panel image of Russell Brand making various facial expressions, a visual example of a hilarious savage burn.
38points

#55 Don’t Even Have To Open It To Know It Won’t Be Good

A hilariously savage burn on lasagna with cheese, suggesting it has Kraft singles layered on top.
37points

#56 Movie Review For “It Ends With Us”

A movie review of It Ends with Us, part of a collection of savage burns that leaves people needing a doctor.
37points

#57 Had A Feeling There’d Be Strong Feelings About This Here

A hilariously savage burn from Corinne Kaplan about Applebee's food being worse than being roofied.
37points

#58 The Accuracy Is Insane

Hilariously savage burn on Twitter mocking a controversial statement with a 2-year-old's look, needing a doctor.
35points

#59 Yeah, I See It

A screenshot of a savage burn comment describing a man's expression as doing long division in his head.
35points

#60 False Advertising

A Twitter screenshot showing a hilarious burn between Old Spice and Taco Bell.
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