There are plenty of joke categories, but none other gets as much attention as the bad joke category. The stuff that is so bad that it becomes belly-achingly hilarious has been known since the dawn of Earth. It has relentlessly followed humanity throughout its stages of development.
While in the prehistoric ages, people might have laughed at ‘ooga booga,’ as early as the Middle Ages, it was common to laugh at depictions of knights fighting snails.
This was probably considered the lamest joke ever, but even after eons have passed, we still find it so bad that it’s funny. And while most of these bad jokes now come in the visual form of memes, the written word still prevails, and we have proof of it - this thorough list of funny bad jokes!
To make it even, we’ve discovered that plenty of sub-categories fall under the umbrella of bad jokes. There, of course, are some lame puns in here and, needless to say, quite a few dad jokes. And with such an array of categories, the topics are practically inexhaustible.
So, from fishing matters to teachers and from kids to horses, there indeed is a joke for you, me, and all the rest of the gang. All that’s left to do here is to check out the lame jokes and see which ones you find the greatest.
Once the winners are discerned, be sure to vote for them so they can live on forever in the Universe of the Internet. Also, don’t forget to share these silly jokes with those around you; you might make their day so much brighter!
#101
Why don’t dinosaurs talk? Because they’re dead.
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#102
A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Get it?
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#103
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
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#104
The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella. But he hesitated.
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#105
What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick? Put it on my bill!
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#106
When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie!
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#107
What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad!
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#108
What does a house wear? Address!
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#109
What's the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear!
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#110 Warning: These Bad Jokes May Cause Secondhand Embarrassment
I watched hockey before it was cool. They were basically swimming.
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#111
Why don't crabs donate? Because they're shellfish.
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#112
Five guys walk into a bar. You think one of them would've seen it.
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#113
How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment? Ten-ants.
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#114
Why do ghosts love elevators? Because it lifts their spirits.
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#115
Why did the man get fired from his job at the calendar factory? He took a couple days off!
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#116
Why were they called the Dark Ages? There were lots of knights.
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#117
I'd like to go to Holland someday. Wooden shoe?
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#118
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain? Hi Cliff!
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#119
What do you call a farm that makes bad jokes? Corny!
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#120
What kind of dogs love car racing? Lap dogs!
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