There are plenty of joke categories, but none other gets as much attention as the bad joke category. The stuff that is so bad that it becomes belly-achingly hilarious has been known since the dawn of Earth. It has relentlessly followed humanity throughout its stages of development.
While in the prehistoric ages, people might have laughed at ‘ooga booga,’ as early as the Middle Ages, it was common to laugh at depictions of knights fighting snails.
This was probably considered the lamest joke ever, but even after eons have passed, we still find it so bad that it’s funny. And while most of these bad jokes now come in the visual form of memes, the written word still prevails, and we have proof of it - this thorough list of funny bad jokes!
To make it even, we’ve discovered that plenty of sub-categories fall under the umbrella of bad jokes. There, of course, are some lame puns in here and, needless to say, quite a few dad jokes. And with such an array of categories, the topics are practically inexhaustible.
So, from fishing matters to teachers and from kids to horses, there indeed is a joke for you, me, and all the rest of the gang. All that’s left to do here is to check out the lame jokes and see which ones you find the greatest.
Once the winners are discerned, be sure to vote for them so they can live on forever in the Universe of the Internet. Also, don’t forget to share these silly jokes with those around you; you might make their day so much brighter!
#81 Bad Jokes That Should Be Illegal (But Aren’t)
What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!
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#82
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the fresh prints!
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#83
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Because he always gets a hole in one!
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#84
What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon aid!
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#85
My favorite word is "drool." It just rolls off the tongue.
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#86
Why do cow-milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow's got the udder!
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#87
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents.
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#88
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
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#89
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me.
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#90
Before the invention of the wheel… everything was a drag!
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#91
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool? Rock pay-for scissors.
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#92
What do you call birds who stick together? Vel-crows.
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#93
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
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#94
Why do you smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam.
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#95
I'm terrified of elevators so I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
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#96
What's the award for being best dentist? A little plaque.
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#97 Bad Jokes You’ll Pretend To Hate But Keep Repeating
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew!
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#98
What's the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.
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#99
What did the lawyer wear to court? A lawsuit!
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#100
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
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