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Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses
CuriositiesNOV 17, 2016

Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses

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Drop whatever you're doing, we have a situation in here! A stay-at-home mother has posted a picture of the 'impossible to open' cupboard and she needs your tips to open it without destroying these precious porcelain plates.
'A cupboard that can never be opened,' - read the caption. Of course, you can never throw words like 'never' online because soon after posting, the army of kind-hearted internauts came pouring in (16,000 reactions and 456 comments) to help this lady with getting her plates to safety.
What would you do in this situation? Post your answers below!
Update: The photo was actually taken after an earthquake in the Tottori Prefecture on October 21st, in a hotel owned by the Kishida family.
More info: Facebook (h/t)

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#581

Slide the cupboard slowly (mind.. v..e..r..y slowly😉) almost in a glacier like stealthy speed.... Don't let the plates realise yours cunning ways.... And slowly slowly... Oh damn!! Ok fine.... Just smash lower glass pane and catch it from below.... Happy??!!😒
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#582

Fill the cupboard with extensive foam by a hole. So it will secure the plates.
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#583

Take a picture and photoshop the dishes neatly stacked, and for some reason, add the leaning tower of Pisa in the background.
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#584

Scream and then call for your husband!
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#585

Take the cupboard down slowly with few peoples help and then open the shelf
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#586

Accurately unhinge the door, remaining pressure from left then thrust through narrow (choose what works for you):
1. Inflatable mattress pump it and put door off,
2. Inflatable pool (then you need extra hose to fill it by water) pump it and put door off
3. Soft pads
NB! Don't forget to put outside something soft also
Good Luck! :)
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#587

Cut the glass from top with a diamond ring or vidia
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#588

Open the door and make Mexico pay for the damage
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#589

git bisect start
then git bisect bad until the plates are in a safe position
get your plates out safely
should you want to know who made this disaster up, you can use
git bisect good -> if plates are ok
git bisect bad -> if plates are not
Once finished the reference refs/bisect/bad will be pointing to the moment in which those plates assumed an incorrect position. Look at the committer.
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#590

First place as many pillows as possible below the cupboard and let the first few fall... act quickly and hold the remaining back...
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#591

le your children open The door... The get Angry with Them. The dishes Will be broken, But It won't be Your fault!
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#592

Buy new plates and keep these as a conversation piece. People will come from far and wide and you'll become famous in polite society as the charming plate lady.
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#593

Ctrl + Z
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#594

Have one person hold the door still while another takes the hinges off. Person one slides the door up and person 2 grabs the bowls as they are exposed.
Or take the red pill and reload the matrix.
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#595

Open the door, let them break then make a beautiful mosaic out of the peices to hand on the wall... Or develop really fast reflexes and catch them like on Tom and Jerry. Good luck.
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#596

Hodor!
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#597

Cmd + Z
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#598

Break the glass window ever so gently that dont have plates leaning on, then you can reach in to get the plates to safety
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#599

Break the glass panel on the right and retrieve the plates. The glass would likely be cheaper to replace than the plates.
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#600

Put thick layers of foam or secure a huge badminton net beneath the cupboard before opening the doors carefully.
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