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Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses
CuriositiesNOV 17, 2016

Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses

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Drop whatever you're doing, we have a situation in here! A stay-at-home mother has posted a picture of the 'impossible to open' cupboard and she needs your tips to open it without destroying these precious porcelain plates.
'A cupboard that can never be opened,' - read the caption. Of course, you can never throw words like 'never' online because soon after posting, the army of kind-hearted internauts came pouring in (16,000 reactions and 456 comments) to help this lady with getting her plates to safety.
What would you do in this situation? Post your answers below!
Update: The photo was actually taken after an earthquake in the Tottori Prefecture on October 21st, in a hotel owned by the Kishida family.
More info: Facebook (h/t)

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#3641

Apparently, it's a "slidable" door. Physics are on your side. Just slide it very slowly until you can put your hand and hold the plates.
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#3642

Beautiful artistic - leave it like that.
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#3643

Hoist the cupboard by helicopter to approximately 1000 meters in height. Then let it drop. As you free fall with the cupboard you should have just enough time to open the door and safely gather all the plates before it hits the ground.
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#3644

Drill a small hole in the glass (close to the middle of the plate which we can see completely), put a metal or hard stick and push them all back gently. Stick will prevent them falling down.
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#3645

Slowly lower the cupboard into a lake in a northern latitude. Wait for winter. Once the cupbard is entirely contained in solid ice, you may use a chainsaw to cut and remove it as a solid block. Chisel away excess ice, and thaw with blow torch to allow removal of intact plates. Dry with towel.
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#3646

Just do not "believe" it happened! (the reverse works with religions, too)
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#3647

Runn outside and start looking for a blue police call box
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#3648

Just call over a waitress friend to help. We're pretty good at balancing dishes! :)
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#3649

Find a magic lamp , rub it , when the geinee comes out you should have 3 wishes. Use one to solve it
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#3650

Just open the door and let the plates fall and smash then Reparo them.
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#3651

You need to call Son-Goku! But also you need to know that hes everytime coming when its too late. Yes you have a problem
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#3652

Use banana slicer (see below). It can do anything and solve any problem. Try it, you will see.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0047E0EII/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1479554895&sr=8-1&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=banana+slicer&dpPl=1&dpID=31VTJj4VuVL&ref=plSrch
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#3653

Put a matress on the floor and open the cupboard. If some off then break?! Oh well🙄
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#3654

Carefully pack the cabinet and send to space station.
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#3655

Put ear plugs in and blindfold yourself. Stand in front of cupboard. Open cupboard. Take off blinfd no ear plugs. Clean up smashed plates.
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#3656

Three ideas: crack the door open just enough to get your hand on the plate closest to the glass. Hold it in place while you open the door or have someone hold a large towel directly under the door and as you open it have them move the towel up so that it catches the dishes. Just make sure the towel isn't stretched taut. Or if there are two doors to that but cupboard and you can, open the other door and reach across to move the dishes.
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#3657

Hire Jackie Chan or Rajnikanth. They will do a neat job of smashing the glass and rescuing your ware.
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#3658

Put a mattress on the floor and open the cupboard.
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#3659

Call All-State you'll be in good hands.
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#3660

They're going to break anyway, I say have fun breaking them. Toss in some explosives, maybe a hammer or two, and you'll feel good about going out and buying new china.
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