Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses

Go to the local police crime lab during a thunderstorm. Carefully move a large free-standing shelf with lots of dangerous chemicals on it to a location near a large novelty-sized exterior window. Wait for a lightning bolt to to break the window and douse you with chemicals. If you're not dead, you should then be able to move fast enough to save all of the plates.

Transport the entire cupboard to space. Open the cupboard. Do a quadruple backflip (don't forget to do a selfie).

Large strong flat cardboard with no creases. Slide up between door and frame then carefully and slowly open cabinet door holding the cardboard firmly against the crockery. Pull down until you can get your hand over and pull the bowels back onto the shelf.
Large pieces of cardboard have saved me many times!!

Find a spider bite your finger. Then you can catch all the plates when you open the door.

You'll need about a month's worth of agility training. The rest is history.

U take a flat price of metal and I mean flat with a little bit on the end thats round and u slide it in the sliding door with the little bit on the end hang out, then u turn the flat piece of metal until it creates a surface for the plates then slide open the door

Blame Obama

Pay to let others solve the issue

Cut the glass below the plates, support the plates with one hand and open the cabinet with the other and voila!!!!!

Put a sign
"Do Not Open, in memory of the last earthquake"
(put a date of a strong earthquake)
:)

It's the Kobiashi Maru. Ask for captain Kirk's help, he's the only one who ever passed. 🚀

Insure the plates, then let it drop ^_^ buy new ones

Just sing: If I could turn back time, If I could find a way, I'd take back those plates..

Step 1. Measure the exact distance from the hinge on the cabinet to the inside kitcen door frame.
Step 2. Measure the exact distance from your kitchen door jamb to your side door.
Step 3. Repeat steps 1 & 2 back to the cabinet
Step 4. Sketch drawing onto a sheet of plywood.
Step 5. Go to outside of house
Step 6. Using measurements, find location on side of house where cabinet exists.
Step 7. Nail board to wall, cut around with chainsaw
Step 8. Restack dishes.

Antman

Tell your oldest child or spouse to grab you a bowl out of the cabinet real quick, and then enjoy berating them

Make your home a nursery , open the cupboard and go run outside. Jk, the put cabinet on the floor with the doors to the upside, of course, is good enough

Slide a wide ruler from bottom upwards to hold plates/ bowls with same pressure as cupboard is... then open and simply steady them with other hand.

Call the Flash. His number is 1 (800) 8675309

This has happened before in Russia, they typically send the cupboard into orbit and safely extract the dishes in the gentle bosom of zero gravity.