Drop whatever you're doing, we have a situation in here! A stay-at-home mother has posted a picture of the 'impossible to open' cupboard and she needs your tips to open it without destroying these precious porcelain plates.
'A cupboard that can never be opened,' - read the caption. Of course, you can never throw words like 'never' online because soon after posting, the army of kind-hearted internauts came pouring in (16,000 reactions and 456 comments) to help this lady with getting her plates to safety.
What would you do in this situation? Post your answers below!
Update: The photo was actually taken after an earthquake in the Tottori Prefecture on October 21st, in a hotel owned by the Kishida family.
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#3121
Masturbate. Not just masturbate. Masturbate vigourously. Masturbate all over the damn cupboard.
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#3122
Assemble the Avengers
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#3123
Just open the cupboard so slowly that plates slide down.
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#3124
Eh, just use the incantation Wingardium Leviosa.
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#3125
Invent a portable teletransportation machine. Build it. Test it. Once it works, point it to the bowls and teletransport them to the matress of your bed. If a fly gets in the mix, kill the bowls.
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#3126
Just open the door, the plates are horrible
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#3127
Send your son/daughter for some plates. Hear the clatter. Come running. Tell him how he should break the flask and crystal you don't own too. Stalk off annoyed. Ask husband to buy new plates because the kid who takes after him just broke all the others.
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Call The Atom. I'd call The Atom.
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#3128
Go get a glass cutter instrument and cut the glass out put your hand in there and put them back then clue the glass back in
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#3129
Call the avengers hotline 0800antman
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#3130
Wingardium Leviosa
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#3131
Get a piece of plastic maybe construction paper thin and stiff, fold so you can bend around glass, slide paper between bowls and glass, slowly open door letting paper keep bowls from sliding, just enough to get hand inside
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#3132
Undo hinges and slide door down while keeping pressure on plates. Then reach in and push back in place. This works best with two people.
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#3133
Yell at them and tell them if they don't fix themselves, they're grounded and lost their food privileges and ask "how does that grab you?"
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#3134
How did this even happen? If it was the result of an earthquake, open the door, photograph the carnage, then file for relief from FEMA.
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#3135
If its a sliding door, slide it faster than the speed of light and plant someone to catch the bowls beneath 😂
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#3136
In my house this wouldn't be a problem cuz in poor and the plates would be plastic
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#3137
break the bottom panes, clean the sides up so you wont get cut, put your hand in there then grab the bowls 1 by 1. minimal invasion. either you replace the glass or replace the shelf.
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#3138
Sell it to the philosophy community as schrodingers dishes
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#3139
Let it goo~~ let it gooo~~~
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#3140
Put your house on a space ship and blast it into outer space where there is no gravity. The plates will float and then you can carefully wrap them up with padding in between and the return to earth.
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