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Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses
CuriositiesNOV 17, 2016

Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses

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Drop whatever you're doing, we have a situation in here! A stay-at-home mother has posted a picture of the 'impossible to open' cupboard and she needs your tips to open it without destroying these precious porcelain plates.
'A cupboard that can never be opened,' - read the caption. Of course, you can never throw words like 'never' online because soon after posting, the army of kind-hearted internauts came pouring in (16,000 reactions and 456 comments) to help this lady with getting her plates to safety.
What would you do in this situation? Post your answers below!
Update: The photo was actually taken after an earthquake in the Tottori Prefecture on October 21st, in a hotel owned by the Kishida family.
More info: Facebook (h/t)

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#2501

Put pillows on the floor and let them carefully drop
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#2502

Position a mattress on the floor below the cupboard and open the door very slowly
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#2503

Count how many bowls are at risk of breaking if you open the cupboard. Compare that number with the amount of remaining good bowls and the amount people in your house. If you end up with a deficit, eliminate the extra people in your house. Now you don't have to worry about the bowls getting smashed because you don't need them.
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#2504

Irrelevant, is your computer on?
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#2505

Learn the ancient Japanese art of Kintsugi and say they were always intended to be broken for such use. What's broken can be beautiful.
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#2506

Call Chuck Norris
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#2507

Gently slide the window open enough to be able to put your hand inside. The glass hold the plates firm. The friction between the glass and the porcelain isn't something to worry about - the plates will stay where they are. Start saving the plates from the 4th.
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#2508

Try shutting down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!
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#2509

create a portal next to another portal on the other end of the dishes. Grab as they fall through continuously.
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#2510

Two words: Ant Man
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#2511

Open cabinet; learn kintsugi.
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#2512

Just leave it and use another set!
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#2513

Put under the cupboard that kind of trampoline that fireman use to rescue people who is escaping of the fire by a window, then open it. ¡Plates saved!
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#2514

Call a glass contractor. He will just have to cut the glass from the top, reach on those stacks. No problemo.
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#2515

Take a picture of it and post it online asking for help.
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#2516

If your bullettime is open then use it. It'll be usable again before the next cupboard. If not circle the house few times and check again.
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#2517

slide the door slowly, very slowly, insert carefully whatever soft and puffy below the porcelain, extend your hand slowly to rearrange the china... don't do this with a shaking hand... good luck
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#2518

Let them break... and then practise Kintsugi - the art of embracing damage. Piece the bits together. You won't view them as destroyed pieces, they become new masterpieces.
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#2519

if you open in slowly enough.. felt like they wont broke because it'll only fall 15 cm to the shelf below it..
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#2520

Flip the shelve. So instead of the shelve standing up, it's lying down.
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