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40 Former Criminals Explain What Homeowners Should And Shouldn't Do
CuriositiesJUL 5, 2025

40 Former Criminals Explain What Homeowners Should And Shouldn't Do

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The internet is overflowing with information: some useful, some questionable, and some downright bizarre. In one particularly fascinating corner of the web, we stumbled upon multiple threads where former burglars shared their biggest deterrents. These ex-criminals didn’t hold back, offering real advice on what makes them skip a house and what puts it straight on their target list.
From clever security tricks to surprisingly bad hiding spots, they revealed what actually works when it comes to protecting your home. And honestly, when tips come straight from the people who used to break in, you might want to listen. These insights are equal parts intriguing and eye-opening. Keep reading to find out how to make your home one they’d never dare to mess with.

#21

Reddit conversation between former burglars discussing remorse, target selection, and the impact of burglary on psychological security.
11points

#22

Reddit exchange where a former burglar explains training with cardio and lockpicking as tips on how targets are chosen and avoided.
11points

Another often-overlooked tip: don’t broadcast travel plans online. Posting “Off to Bali for 2 weeks!” might sound fun, but it’s also an open invitation to burglars. Save the vacation photos for after you’re back. Letting the world know your house is empty is a serious risk.

#23

Reddit conversation discussing how former burglars chose targets and avoided getting caught by security cameras.
9points

#24

Online discussion between users about burglary shows and insights from a former burglar on choosing targets and theft methods.
8points

#25

Reddit conversation screenshot showing a former burglar sharing how they chose targets and avoided getting caught.
8points

#26

Reddit conversation with a former burglar sharing how they chose targets and what music kept them motivated during thefts.
8points

Always stay alert, especially if there’s been suspicious activity in your neighborhood. Talk to your neighbors and keep an eye on each other’s properties. Even small things like a stranger walking around the block a few times can be worth noting. Being cautious could help prevent a crime.

And finally, pay attention to tips shared by these former burglars themselves. Their insights are surprisingly practical. Out of all the advice, which one do you think is most useful?

#27

Screenshot of an online conversation where former burglars share feelings and motivations behind their first burglaries and target choices.
8points

#28

Reddit conversation showing former burglar explaining how homelessness led to choosing targets for quick money.
7points

#29

Reddit conversation where a former burglar shares how they chose targets and what security measures kept them out.
7points

#30

Reddit AMA conversation about former burglars sharing how they chose targets and what actually kept them out.
6points

#31

Screenshot of a Reddit conversation where a former burglar shares a tense moment involving gloves and a safe.
6points

#32

Screenshot of a discussion with former burglars sharing how they chose targets and what kept them out in online comments.
6points

#33

Screenshot of a conversation where a former burglar expresses regret and discusses their past actions and stories.
6points

#34

Screenshot of an online discussion where a former burglar describes his appearance when asked about looking like a burglar.
6points

#35

Screenshot of a conversation where former burglars discuss how they chose targets and preparation techniques.
6points

#36

Screenshot of a discussion where ex-burglars share their biggest deterrents, highlighting padlocks as a common security measure.
5points

#37

Reddit conversation where former burglars discuss how security cameras influence their target choices and risks they consider.
4points

#38

Screenshot of a Reddit conversation where a former burglar explains choosing targets based on city and police activity.
4points

#39

Screenshot of an online conversation discussing insights from former burglars on choosing targets and deterrents.
4points

#40

Comment from former burglars discussing how they chose targets and precautions to avoid being noticed when casing houses.
4points
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