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40 Former Criminals Explain What Homeowners Should And Shouldn't Do
CuriositiesJUL 5, 2025

40 Former Criminals Explain What Homeowners Should And Shouldn't Do

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The internet is overflowing with information: some useful, some questionable, and some downright bizarre. In one particularly fascinating corner of the web, we stumbled upon multiple threads where former burglars shared their biggest deterrents. These ex-criminals didn’t hold back, offering real advice on what makes them skip a house and what puts it straight on their target list.
From clever security tricks to surprisingly bad hiding spots, they revealed what actually works when it comes to protecting your home. And honestly, when tips come straight from the people who used to break in, you might want to listen. These insights are equal parts intriguing and eye-opening. Keep reading to find out how to make your home one they’d never dare to mess with.

#1

Reddit conversation showing a former burglar explaining what kept them from breaking into a well-secured home.
35points

#2

Reddit thread with ex-burglars sharing what kept them out, highlighting dogs as effective deterrents for choosing targets.
34points

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Screenshot of a Reddit conversation where a former burglar explains hidden spots like vases for choosing burglary targets.
30points

Movies often show burglars cracking the most advanced alarms with ease, but real life isn’t quite so simple. Still, break-ins do happen. In 2017, Costa Rica recorded the world’s highest burglary rate: 1,578 break-ins per 100,000 people.

France, Spain, and the UK also reported alarmingly high numbers that year. The global average, based on 79 countries, stood at 105 robberies per 100,000 individuals. In contrast, Oman had just 1 per 100,000, highlighting a vast range in global security levels.

#4

Reddit conversation with former burglars sharing tips on how to avoid burglaries by choosing targets and deterrents.
29points

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Screenshot of an online discussion where former burglars share insights on alarm systems and target selection.
25points

#6

Screenshot of a discussion where former burglars share how target visibility affects burglar behavior and prevention tactics.
25points

According to Victoria Police in Australia, securing all property entry points is essential. This means locking doors, both internal and external garage ones, windows, pet doors, gates, sheds, even skylights. Even your mailbox should be secured. A moment of carelessness, like forgetting to lock a back door, can be enough for a thief to slip in.

#7

Reddit comments from former burglars discussing how dogs influenced their choice of burglary targets and what kept them out.
22points

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Screenshot of a discussion on how former burglars choose targets, mentioning house features that attract or deter them.
21points

#9

Reddit exchange where a former burglar explains how sentimental value influenced their choice of targets and items to steal.
20points

One of the easiest security tips is also the most ignored: don’t leave spare keys hidden outside. No flower pot or fake rock can really fool an experienced burglar. Remove any hidden keys and make sure window locks are not left with the key inserted. A secure house begins with removing such easily exploitable entry options.

#10

Screenshot of a discussion with a former burglar explaining how they chose targets and their reasons for stealing.
19points

#11

Reddit conversation with former burglars sharing target selection tips and what actually kept them out during home break-ins.
16points

#12

Reddit conversation snippet with a user asking how to make an apartment less attractive to burglars and a former burglar responding.
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Lock systems also need updating, ideally every three years. Replacing old locks with smart versions can greatly improve home security. Today’s smart locks come with features like keyless entry, app-based monitoring, and even built-in cameras. These provide not just control but also visual proof of anyone approaching your door.

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Screenshot of a discussion where a former burglar explains how they chose targets and avoided lower end neighborhoods.
14points

#14

Reddit conversation showing a former burglar sharing a story about choosing targets and feelings afterward.
13points

#15

Screenshot of a conversation where former burglars discuss guilt and personal reasons that kept them from targeting certain houses.
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While CCTV won’t stop a burglary, it can still play a vital role in catching a culprit. UK police emphasize its value when combined with clear boundaries around your property. Modern systems linked to your smartphone can send alerts if someone crosses that line. It's not about paranoia, it’s about preparedness.

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Screenshot of a conversation where former burglars discuss their kit essentials and escape plans for target selection.
13points

#17

Reddit exchange discussing how former burglars choose targets and spot fake rocks used to hide spare keys.
13points

#18

Online discussion showing ex-burglar sharing biggest deterrent when choosing targets and what kept them out.
13points

If you have expensive valuables at home, get a safe. It’s a worthwhile investment that can protect your most precious items. Whether it’s jewelry, documents, or emergency cash, safes add another layer of security. Choose a bolted-down version so burglars can’t just carry it off.

#19

Reddit conversation between users discussing how former burglars turned stolen goods into cash through various methods including fraud.
12points

#20

Reddit conversation showing a former burglar explaining how they chose burglary targets in neighborhoods.
11points
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