What is dead shall never die, and since a written word was never alive, then that means it has the potential to live forever. And you know what kind of written word might just have the best aging potential? Yes, you are absolutely right, for it is puns! But what if those clever puns are about death? For sure, it’s a double whammy of eternal living! So, here we are with our list that has no expiration date, being full of only the best death puns.
Surely, death puns, as a topic, might sound quite grim, but trust us that fun always has a way to sneak right in, even in inherently morbid topics. After all, we are all going to die, so why not meet the scythe with a smile and greet it with a silly pun. That might just up your life expectancy; who knows.
But, that’s probably enough to ponder, so let’s just go and wonder at our collection of the best dark puns that we’ve sourced from all over the internet. And you won’t need to scroll down six feet under to find them, for they are just about six pixels down. The commodity! Once you are there, do not forget to vote for the best death jokes, and, uhm, share this article with your friends?
#101 Starting at the bottom, literally
I sent in my resume to the funeral home since I'm hoping to get in on the ground level.
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#102 Plot Twist: Funeral Fashion
The funeral dress she wore was a graveyard shift.
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#103 Living Life on the Edge (Literally)
A Grave digger always has one foot in the grave.
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#104 Well, That’s One Way to Mix Up Eternity
It was a grave error when the man was buried in the wrong plot.
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#105 Plot twist, literally
I came across an advertisement for burial plots, and it occurred to me that it was the last thing I needed.
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#106 When proofreading goes spooky
The Underworld Newspaper contained too many typos, so they had to hire a new deaditor.
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#107 Why Is Everyone Obsessed with Graybeard?
Have you heard the news regarding the graybeard? You will come across individuals who are dying to enter there.
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#108 Dead Serious About Fun
Let us party just like a mortician and get hold of a cold one.
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#109 When in doubt, Luigi knows
Want to contact the spirit of a dead Italian? Use a Luigi board.
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#110 Well, That Backfired Quickly
A Japanese man once tried to fake his own death. His family didn't bereave him.
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#111 Not your average dip disaster
I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death. The police are treating it as a hummuside.
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#112 Who knew repeat mode bred a sequel band?
What happens when you listen to a Death song 1,000 times? It becomes a Megadeth song.
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#113 Pun Intended, Always
She always was known for her killer puns.
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#114 Dead Men Don’t Lie, But They Do Talk
Corpses are lived about being dead.
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#115 That pun just hacked my brain
Where are dead computer hackers buried? In decrypt.
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#116 This drill’s a real snooze button
Is it possible to be bored to death? That all depends on the drill.
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#117 Lowkey Genius Vibes
I love cryptic humor.
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#118 Dark humor’s got a pulse
What would the victim of plague say when his or her skin turned black? “I feel like I have dyed a little bit inside.
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#119 Guess the bad boss before you sign up
The job that you die for often comes with a killer boss.
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#120 Plot twist: I love ghosts too
What's your favorite movie about dead people? The Departed.
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