Let’s be honest: dark humor jokes are not for everyone. Not for every place, either. You have to be able to read the room almost perfectly to get the best reaction to these twisted jokes.
If you’re looking for something slightly lighter (but still edgy), you might want to check out our adult jokes or some long ones that take time to get to the punchline.
Don’t go around strangers cracking dark jokes. You never know the person's backstory or how they will react to your dark, no-limits humor.
But if you’re in a circle of close friends who you know are open to this kind of humor, crack away! And if you're short on time or height, our short people jokes might also make you laugh.
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Comment from Dr. Sarah Meehan O’Callaghan
Dark humour can be good subversive fun, but there is more to it than meets the eye. Jokes serve a deeper psychological purpose.
In Jokes and Their Relation to the Unconscious, Sigmund Freud analysed jokes and humour from the perspective of the unconscious. Simply put, the unconscious is that unknown part of ourselves that contains desires, feelings, and thoughts that often oppose our conscious, seemingly rational selves.
These ‘desires’ or ‘truths’ can be repressed and emerge in slips of the tongue, dreams, and jokes. Jokes often release something hidden, a truth that cannot be told in the cold light of day. Humour acts like a veil for us to disguise our true motivation.
Freud also said that neurotics tell the best jokes. That should give us pause for thought the next time we want to make a dark joke! - Dr. Sarah Meehan O’Callaghan
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This type of humor can really make your stomach hurt. A dark joke can consist of many things, and you can flavor it to fit any occasion.
Some of them are straight-up offensive jokes, others can involve a gut-bending plot twist. For text-based humor, check out funny text jokes for adults, or add charm with flirt or Bible jokes if you're feeling brave.
Best Dark Jokes Picked by Our Community
If you are looking for the best dark jokes to tell your friends, we’ve got you covered. The Bored Panda community voted for and picked the very best ones. Hence, we’re confident that the first ten entries on this list can be dubbed the top 10 dark humor jokes on the internet.
And if you enjoy pushing the envelope a little further, our collection of dirty jokes is where crude meets clever, one-liners that earn the laugh through setup, not just shock.
#121
What do you call it when everyone makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
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#122 Dark Humor Jokes You Shouldn’t Share (But Will)
Mom, the kids are laughing at me, they say my teeth are too long!” – “Oh shush, now you’ve scratched the whole floor again!
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#123
Why do vampires seem sick? They’re always coffin.
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#124
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t really matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
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#125 Dark Jokes For People With A Seriously Twisted Sense Of Humor
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
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#126
I don't have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
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#127
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
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#128
What’s the difference between a baby and a potato. About 140 calories.
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#129
Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? It’s a long story…
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#130
Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.
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#131
My father always used to say, “What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger,” – "till the accident".
Jim Carrey
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#132
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
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#133
I got a second opinion after I asked my psychiatrist for it after he said I was crazy. He said I was ugly too.
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#134
I’ve stopped making jokes about Covid. They flu over your heads.
unknown
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#135
Dark Humor is like Healthcare.... It's better if only some people get it.
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See Also
If you like your humor a bit edgy, check out these joke collections for adults and brave souls alike.





