Let’s be honest: dark humor jokes are not for everyone. Not for every place, either. You have to be able to read the room almost perfectly to get the best reaction to these twisted jokes.
If you’re looking for something slightly lighter (but still edgy), you might want to check out our adult jokes or some long ones that take time to get to the punchline.
Don’t go around strangers cracking dark jokes. You never know the person's backstory or how they will react to your dark, no-limits humor.
But if you’re in a circle of close friends who you know are open to this kind of humor, crack away! And if you're short on time or height, our short people jokes might also make you laugh.
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Comment from Dr. Sarah Meehan O’Callaghan
Dark humour can be good subversive fun, but there is more to it than meets the eye. Jokes serve a deeper psychological purpose.
In Jokes and Their Relation to the Unconscious, Sigmund Freud analysed jokes and humour from the perspective of the unconscious. Simply put, the unconscious is that unknown part of ourselves that contains desires, feelings, and thoughts that often oppose our conscious, seemingly rational selves.
These ‘desires’ or ‘truths’ can be repressed and emerge in slips of the tongue, dreams, and jokes. Jokes often release something hidden, a truth that cannot be told in the cold light of day. Humour acts like a veil for us to disguise our true motivation.
Freud also said that neurotics tell the best jokes. That should give us pause for thought the next time we want to make a dark joke! - Dr. Sarah Meehan O’Callaghan
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This type of humor can really make your stomach hurt. A dark joke can consist of many things, and you can flavor it to fit any occasion.
Some of them are straight-up offensive jokes, others can involve a gut-bending plot twist. For text-based humor, check out funny text jokes for adults, or add charm with flirt or Bible jokes if you're feeling brave.
Best Dark Jokes Picked by Our Community
If you are looking for the best dark jokes to tell your friends, we’ve got you covered. The Bored Panda community voted for and picked the very best ones. Hence, we’re confident that the first ten entries on this list can be dubbed the top 10 dark humor jokes on the internet.
And if you enjoy pushing the envelope a little further, our collection of dirty jokes is where crude meets clever, one-liners that earn the laugh through setup, not just shock.
#101
What do you do if you’re ever attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler.
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#102
What’s the difference between a dinosaur and a lump of coal? Sixty million years.
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#103 Dark Jokes That Are Wrong On So Many Levels
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
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#104
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children.
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#105
I hope Death is a woman. That way it will never look at me twice.
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#106
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake… It was a bittersweet victory.
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#107
I heard Sony's coming out with a new console during the pandemic. It's called the Plaguestation 5.
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#108
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
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#109
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Exactly where you left it.
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#110
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted.
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#111
Patient: Oh Doctor, I’m starting to forget things. Doctor: Since when have you had this condition? Patient: What condition?
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#112
I went out with this girl once who wanted to be treated like a princess. So I put her in the back of a Mercedes and crashed it.
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#113
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
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#114
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
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#115
I childproofed my house. Somehow they still got in!
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#116
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pit bull? Just the pit bull.
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#117
The cemetery is so overcrowded. People are just dying to get in.
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#118
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
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#119
How can you tell your acne is really starting to get out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
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#120
I have a joke about quarantine, but I don’t know if you’ll get it. It’s an inside joke.
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