A good joke can make you laugh, of course, it can also test your smarts, and it can even make you reminisce about some of the best times of your life. A bad joke, however, can make you laugh even harder, might test your wit on a greater scale, and the snorting upon realizing just how good it is might spread a whole new kind of virus on the screen of your laptop. Yup, you got it; this is our list dedicated solely to the bad, the good, and the most cringe jokes ever.
So, what embodies a cringe joke? Well, a dash of dark humor is essential for some of them, but we love those spicier kinds of laughs, don’t we? Still, others fall into the category of lame jokes. You know, the ones that are so bad they morph into pure goodness. And then there are the plain silly jokes that would crack up a five-year-old, you, and your grandpapa. So, be it a bad joke, a dark joke, or the best joke ever, they all share that certain something to make them into a cringe-worthy arrangement of words.
We guess the introductions are sufficient, so why don’t we skip straight to the fun jokes themselves? Cringe all you want, but give the most impressive jokes your vote, so we’ll know that you’ve liked them! Also, it would be real friendly of you to share this galore of laughs with your friends, don’t you think?
#81
Why was the horse so happy?
Because he lived in a stable environment.
unknown
Report9points
#82
A termite walks into a bar and says, “Where is the bar tender?”
unknown
Report9points
#83
3 men are stranded in a boat with 4 cigarettes and no way to light them. So they toss the 4th cigarette overboard, which makes the whole boat a cigarette lighter.
unknown
Report9points
#84
Why is it so hard to tell a joke about retired people?
None of them work.
unknown
Report9points
#85
What are asteroids?
They are rocks that went to the gym.
unknown
Report8points
#86
What did the zebra say the first time he saw a piano?
“Dad?”
unknown
Report8points
#87
Went to the corner shop today... Bought four corners.
unknown
Report8points
#88
What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?
"Ba-na-na-naaaaa"
unknown
Report8points
#89
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
unknown
Report8points
#90
How does Moses make tea?
He brews.
unknown
Report8points
#91
There are three types of people in the world.
Those who can count and those who can’t.
unknown
Report8points
#92
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?
Well, now, all of them.
unknown
Report8points
#93
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
“You’re too young to be smoking.”
unknown
Report8points
#94
Son: Where are my sunglasses?
Dad: I don't know... where are my dad glasses?
unknown
Report8points
#95
My wife told me I was average, I think she's mean.
unknown
Report8points
#96
I witnessed an attempted murder earlier—fortunately only one crow showed up!
unknown
Report8points
#97
What did one bean say to the other?
“How you bean?”
unknown
Report8points
#98
What did the thumb say to the finger?
“I’m in glove with you.”
unknown
Report8points
#99
I just accidentally superglued my thumb and index finger together and at first, I started to panic but then I remembered that...
...it’s always going to be okay!
unknown
Report8points
#100
How do mountains see?
They peak.
unknown
Report8points