A good joke can make you laugh, of course, it can also test your smarts, and it can even make you reminisce about some of the best times of your life. A bad joke, however, can make you laugh even harder, might test your wit on a greater scale, and the snorting upon realizing just how good it is might spread a whole new kind of virus on the screen of your laptop. Yup, you got it; this is our list dedicated solely to the bad, the good, and the most cringe jokes ever.
So, what embodies a cringe joke? Well, a dash of dark humor is essential for some of them, but we love those spicier kinds of laughs, don’t we? Still, others fall into the category of lame jokes. You know, the ones that are so bad they morph into pure goodness. And then there are the plain silly jokes that would crack up a five-year-old, you, and your grandpapa. So, be it a bad joke, a dark joke, or the best joke ever, they all share that certain something to make them into a cringe-worthy arrangement of words.
We guess the introductions are sufficient, so why don’t we skip straight to the fun jokes themselves? Cringe all you want, but give the most impressive jokes your vote, so we’ll know that you’ve liked them! Also, it would be real friendly of you to share this galore of laughs with your friends, don’t you think?
#61
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
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#62
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
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#63
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock, knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
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#64
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
More than 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
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#65
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?
A shoe.
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#66
A communist joke isn’t funny…
…unless everyone gets it.
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#67
I’m thinking about removing my spine.
I feel like it’s only holding me back.
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#68
Where do skunks pray?
In pews.
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#69
Why did the snowman pick through a bag of carrots?
Because he was picking his nose.
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#70
What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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#71
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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#72
What do you call a snobby criminal going downstairs?
A condescending con descending.
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#73
What did the princess say in the photo booth?
“Someday my prints will come.”
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#74
Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic sport?
Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
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#75
What did one elevator say to the other?
“I think I’m coming down with something.”
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#76
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
“Wasa-B!”
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#77
You know why they called it “the dark ages?”
There were too many knights.
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#78
Why did the melons have a big wedding?
Because they cantaloupe.
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#79
Have you heard the joke about the bed?
No? That’s because it hasn’t been made yet.
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#80
What did the grape do when it got stomped on?
It let out a little wine.
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