The all-American, the ever-masculine, and forever brooding cowboy epitomize the Wild West and days of America’s glorious past. And why wouldn’t it be, and who wouldn’t want to try their hand at herding cattle through vastly glorious Great Plains or driving them down for winter from the peaks of the Rockies?
Of course, every well-sung hero is no real protagonist without a funny side to them, and the iconic cowboy is no exception. That said, we’re not here to give you a list of cowboy songs about love lost and starry skies - they won’t just cut enough cake in the funny department. Instead, what we did here is we rounded up a list of the very best cowboy jokes to turn the myth into a person! We’ve lassoed real gems of cowboy humor and hobbled them here, and if there’s one thing we can guarantee is that these funny cowboy skits will have you snorting like a Quarter horse after a good cattle run.
As you can see, we’re not so hot to trot in making up cowboy puns ourselves, so to make it up to you, we’ve also included some pretty darn excellent ones on this list. All you need to do now is to saddle up, take a ride down west, and check out our selection of cowboy jokes!
#161 Cop cosplay, but make it Texas

What do you call a Texas cop in tactical gear?
A copsplayer.
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#162 Plot twist courtesy of Donkey Theology
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a donkey walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the donkey's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the donkey. "Your name is written inside the cover."
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#163 Paint dries faster than grudges
Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?"
A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I did... want to complain to me?"
"No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"
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#164 Okay, that’s a wild engine problem
Why did the cowboy's car stop?
It had injun trouble.
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#165 When the Wild West Meets Your Mind

What is the definition of derange?
Where de cowboys ride wild.
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#166 Next up for the rodeo roast
What do Coloradans call a guy who gets on a raging bull after another rider got dumped off?
Successor to the thrown.
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#167 Cowgirl BFFs, No Bull
What do young cowgirls call their lifelong buddies?
Best Friends for Heifer!
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