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30 Celebrities Who Still Haven't Realized Their Careers Are Nearly Over, While Everyone Else Has

I wouldn't be surprised if he has dirt on the people who keep casting him.

37 Times People Threw Logic Out The Window And Solved Serious Problems With Pure Stupidity

Same, it usually is.

34 Behaviors That Set Very Intelligent People Apart From Everyone Else

Oscar Wilde wit will get me every time, but that doesn't rule out my love of Monty Python-level absurdity. What I don't find funny is a person who makes someone a bvtt of the joke.

"Something No One Else Had Ever Done": 59 Times Boyfriends Proved They Were Worth Marrying

At my age I doubt I’ll date again, but I got snipped because I definitely don’t want kids and it’s not a woman’s responsibility to ensure that for me.

Okay boomer. The kids needed somewhere to go, obviously. We had a similar problem in my home town, then they built a skate park and all the kids hung out there, practiced a skill, and burned off energy. Vandalism and shoplifting went way down.

“Paint The Stairs Pink”: 44 Silly Solutions To Really Serious Issues

Surely this story is missing the second half, such as “and the surgeon thought that was a great idea and did it and now it’s common practice!”

Blocking the science cabinet would not have worked as well at my school. Because the lab closets were all shared with an adjoining classroom, the kid would also have to lock the classroom door. If it were the chemistry classroom, they'd have to block BOTH lab closet doors, as well as lock the classroom door.

"Never Came Back To School": 51 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences

I wish I could have dissected a squid. We did a frog, a worm, and a starfish.

"Never Came Back To School": 51 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences

We use it in the US as well.

"Never Came Back To School": 51 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences

Clearly you have a problem with number of letters; there are 2 asterisks which means 2 missing letters.

Was he a fat orange idiot?