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“Anything To Save A Buck”: 97 Times People Felt Scammed By Companies (New Pics)

Your measuring it wrong. You have to cut it down the middle, move the two halves an inch apart and then measure from edge to edge.

Thry cannot swim, but do have the reflex to close their mouth and stop breathing. It's born into us as original Sea-creatures.

People Debunk 65 Survival Myths That Don’t Work In Real Life

I heard it also helps to go "pspsps" at it

If they have any mer-DNA left it helps, too.

Also; not giving a reason. I used to be so concerned with proving I was sick, now I just email my team and say "I am out sick today"

32 Things People Didn’t Realize Were Optional In Life Until They Saw Someone Not Doing Them

we call it Squirrel Dinner now

41 "Nice Girls" That Got A Reality Check Online For Their Delusional Behavior (New Pics)

Yeah, I have a problem to see who's the aggressor here. If she started with 'balls' as positive it would read "I like your poem" - "I don't give a sh*t what you think" - "Ohhh, how sad" (sarcasm) - "You're so negative".

47 People Reveal The Strangest Corners Of The Internet They’ve Ever Discovered: “It Got Very Dark Very Quickly”

IYKYK

41 "Nice Girls" That Got A Reality Check Online For Their Delusional Behavior (New Pics)

In my world Balls would be a compliment.

47 People Reveal The Strangest Corners Of The Internet They’ve Ever Discovered: “It Got Very Dark Very Quickly”

Toynbee Tiles! I am absolutely obsessed and I got to see one in person.

50 Times People Were Way Too Confident When They Were In Fact Embarrassingly Wrong

BUT IT'S AFTER THE NOON!?

50 Times People Were Way Too Confident When They Were In Fact Embarrassingly Wrong

in omnia paratus

50 People With Main Character Syndrome Who Got Called Out And Shamed Online (New Pics)

Since it was Fathers Day, I wonder if his dad was buried nearby and he wanted to wash his car with his dad like he did when he was a kid.

“I Wish I Never Knew This”: 41 Workers Share The Creepiest Things About Their Professions

They also don't warn you about skin slippage. Don't google it :(

People React To Mortgage Taken By Viral Coldplay Woman As The Roasting Continues

If my husband had Coldplay tickets, there's no way I wouldn't be going. I want to know what they told their spouses "only work people are invited, sorrryyyy"

“Imagine The Smell”: 45 Weirdest Objects Doctors Had To Remove From Their Patients

*fazed *recounted (to recant is to take the story back) *ensues Sorry, but please Dr, learn to spell before you conflate appendix with appendage.

30 Funny Moments Of Deaf People Realizing Something They Thought Was Loud Was Totally Silent

Being a pluviophile, the sight, sound and smell of rain make me very happy.

Weirdest-Things-Scolded-Work

It reminds me of this scene from Space Balls between dark helmet and president. :D

People Shared 50 Ridiculous Baby Names Parents Thought Were Clever But They Weren't At All

Poor little Drawstring.

“Mother Laughed”: 40 Buffet Moments That Prove Some People Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Eat In Public

I love salt/savory with watermelon (like a feta salad) so I feel like maybe a lil dippy dip into some Hellman's?