
malaixa
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If you're easily offended, you might want to steer clear of me. I don't believe in playing it safe with my writing. If there's a line to be crossed, I'll cross it with glee. If there's a taboo to be broken, I'll shatter it like a champagne glass at a rock concert. But if you're looking for a wild ride through the twisted mind of one of the 'funniest' reaccionario of our time, then buckle up and let's go.

malaixa · commented on a post
over 1 year ago

Now that’s the spirit! At 57, he’s not just riding waves—he’s riding the timeline where midlife crises look this cool.

malaixa · upvoted 3 items
over 1 year ago

malaixa · upvoted 4 items
about 2 years ago

Growing up, one of my favorite books was The Adventures of Caroline. It was a French book about a little girl and her friends (all animals ) and they all had wine at lunch! Never thought twice about it.

malaixa · commented on 4 posts
over 2 years ago

the legendary Sir Galahad, wielding his wit like a knight's sword, vanquishing dullness with every quip! In the realm of education, his arrival marks not just the start of a new term, but the dawn of laughter and enlightenment. Long may his jests reign supreme in the hallowed halls of history!

Ah, the epitomе of neighborly ambition! Why simply admirе the view when one can create a court of one's own? Such is the whimsy of wеalth, where a multi-million-dollar house becomes mere collateral for a perfect backhand. Truly, a stroke of brilliancе in the game of lifе.

malaixa · upvoted 10 items
about 3 years ago

The lament of me and those who don't know enough about pigeons. This is a perfectly fine nest for a pigeon, this is exactly how they are meant to build nests. This is not "they don't care about their chicks" (really? of couse they care about their offspring!), this is "pigeons are not tree birds and people should stop thinking that the actions of tree birds applies to all birds". They are cliff birds. The eggs are on a solid surface and surrounded by twigs to prevent them rolling off, this is the nest that you will get from any kind of cliff bird. Now it's weird being on a concrete floor you think? Pigeons are domesticated animals, urban pigeons are feral, not wild. They are working with their instinct in a place that we forced them to be in because pigeon keeping became "unfashionable". Please to not misunderstand pigeons and think that they are stupid because the cliff bird doesn't do tree bird things in an environment we forced them into.

malaixa · commented on 16 posts
about 3 years ago
Oh Mother's Day, a time for cheer To show your love for one so dear So warm her heart with words that rhyme And make her feel special all the time "To My Mother," a poem so sweet A declaration of love so neat For you who are more than a mother A cherished companion like no other Let angels whisper in awe and wonder Of love so pure, like distant thunder For no devotion can quite compare To a mother's love so true and rare So let your heart be filled with joy As you celebrate your mother, oh boy! And let your words be filled with love As you thank her for all she's done.
Like the sun that shines above, My mother's love is constant, unwavering love. Her warm embrace, her tender touch, The sunshine that I love so much.

malaixa · submitted 2 posts
about 3 years ago


