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Lynette Vella

Lynette Vella

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2 months ago

“Sleep With My Bedroom Door Open”: First Responders Advise To Never Do These 65 Things If You Like Your Life

I use one candle warmer in my house, and it's in my bedroom on low at night only when I'm in the room. Period. I love candles, but they are just too dangerous. So now all the other candles I have in my house are battery-operated and only on when I'm in the room (usually only during dinner parties).

“Sleep With My Bedroom Door Open”: First Responders Advise To Never Do These 65 Things If You Like Your Life

When I told my doctor I was taking zince everyday, she told me to stop because it is easy to o******e on it.

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3 months ago

Man Clocks Wife’s “Friendly” Reunion With Ex, Keeps It Cool And Later Drops A Double Takedown
Man Clocks Wife’s “Friendly” Reunion With Ex, Keeps It Cool And Later Drops A Double Takedown

Fake as hell. Emails just magically printed themselves for dude to find. No one prints emails.

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Lynette Vella · commented on 3 posts

3 months ago

42 Wild Times When People's Affairs Came To Light In The Most Humiliating Way Possible
42 Wild Times When People's Affairs Came To Light In The Most Humiliating Way Possible

They don't want to disrupt their life, but are attracted to other women. However, I don't understand the cheaters who get married - maybe the couple had lived together before and he liked the domestic side or maybe, like Jesse James and Sandra Bullock, it doesn't matter who the guy is married to - he's still gonna cheat.

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11 months ago

Teens Forced To Be Parents For 1, 3 And 4YO Siblings, Refuse To Reconnect As Adults
Teens Forced To Be Parents For 1, 3 And 4YO Siblings, Refuse To Reconnect As Adults

I was 9 and my older sister was 12 when my brother was born; 4 years later, my sister was born. We older ones definitely lost our childhoods, and ended being caretakers. My older sister even married at 16 just to get out of the house; I, unfortunately, was left to deal with crazy, divorcing parents and babysitting the kids. I finally had some freedom when I started a part-time job and got a boyfriend at 15, but my mom still expected a lot from me. Once she told me she was going to Mexico with a man (my father had killed himself; she had left me behind with him when she moved out with the kids), and demanded I stay with them all weekend. I refused, but she still went thinking I would be guilted into staying. Well, I wasn't even home when she left because I was staying at my boyfriend's - she had to call a neighbor to look in them. And she had the nerve to be mad at me! Anyway, a year later she had a pretend marriage, and I was living on my own at 17.

50 Memes For People Over 30 That Are Funny Because They Are True (New Pics)
50 Memes For People Over 30 That Are Funny Because They Are True (New Pics)

This was me on a vacation to Greece - an Aussie man on a tour and I had a blast together for 3 weeks. He'd do thing like buy me baklava the first day and make sure I had a cup of coffee even though I slept through breakfast once. He'd sit beside me on the ferries, buses, and in restaurants with the two of us just talking away - one on a bus, he leaned over me to point out the window at a small chapel and said, "Someday I'm going to marry you in a church like that." I laughed because he was always being funny. Anyway, at the end in Istanbul, we exchanged info, hugs, and good-byes. I flew home to the States. A week later, back in Australia, he called and asked if he could stop by and see me on his to England. I said, "Sure." Turns out he had a three day stop-over in Singapore and couldn't stop thinking about me, so started looking at flights through my city to London. Well, he essentially never left except for the legality of things. We just celebrated our 15th wedding anniversary!

Lynette Vella

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12 months ago

50 Memes For People Over 30 That Are Funny Because They Are True (New Pics)
50 Memes For People Over 30 That Are Funny Because They Are True (New Pics)

This was me on a vacation to Greece - an Aussie man on a tour and I had a blast together for 3 weeks. He'd do thing like buy me baklava the first day and make sure I had a cup of coffee even though I slept through breakfast once. He'd sit beside me on the ferries, buses, and in restaurants with the two of us just talking away - one on a bus, he leaned over me to point out the window at a small chapel and said, "Someday I'm going to marry you in a church like that." I laughed because he was always being funny. Anyway, at the end in Istanbul, we exchanged info, hugs, and good-byes. I flew home to the States. A week later, back in Australia, he called and asked if he could stop by and see me on his to England. I said, "Sure." Turns out he had a three day stop-over in Singapore and couldn't stop thinking about me, so started looking at flights through my city to London. Well, he essentially never left except for the legality of things. We just celebrated our 15th wedding anniversary!

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12 months ago