Bored Panda
APR 29, 2026

Things-Emergency-Workers-Wont-Do

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A lawyer chimes in:
🔹 DO NOT put zinc up your nose.
🔹 DO NOT drink energy drinks.
🔹 Avoid IV Phenergan if you can.
🔹 NO motorcycles or ATVs.
🔹 NEVER climb onto frat house balconies or roofs.
🔹 DO NOT waterski in crowded waters.
Things to DO:
🔹 Keep emergency escape tool (with seatbelt cutter and glass breaker) in car and trunk.
🔹 Take survival kit to clubs/bars: drink covers, drink testing strips, grim survival key card, phone charger.
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