We aren’t here to divide jokes into categories based on their intellectual qualities, but with this topic, we just couldn’t help ourselves. In fact, putting these whimsies into a category of low-brow makes them even funnier and climactic for those considered to be somewhat connoisseurs of laughs (us included). Do you have an idea what we are talking about here? Oh yes, it’s cheesy jokes - the lame jokes that make you laugh against your own free will, no matter how much you try to keep that sour expression on your face. These silly jokes seem to melt any pucker away and give you a heartfelt belly laugh that’s like heavenly elation. Hence our collection of the best cheesy jokes ever, all in one place, all pret-a-porter for you, dear readers.
But what about the history of this glorious expression? Well, there are a couple of theories, but the first known usage of ‘cheesy’ was noted in 1858 as part of British slang. However, at that time, cheesy meant ‘fine.’ Same as cheese, we guess? However, just a couple of decades later, in 1896, U.S. student slang had already turned ‘cheesy’ into something a bit more along the lines of contemporary slang, and for them, cheesy was an ‘ignorant person’ or something ‘cheap and inferior.’ So, I guess they were the first to actually invent ‘ironic reversal,’ a language tool that we just love to overuse these days. Anyhoo, we think these funny, cheesy jokes are a nice continuation in the evolution of the term, and once you read them, you might agree with us, too.
So, ready or not, some cheese-tastically hilarious jokes are coming your way. You know where to find them - just a little bit further down, of course. Once you are there, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with anyone who cannot resist the charms of a bit of cheesiness in their day.
#141
I was once a personal trainer.
Until I got a too-weak notice.
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#142
What breed of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
Any breed of dog. Skyscrapers can’t jump.
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#143
Did you hear about the square that got into a car accident?
Yeah, now he’s a rect-angle!
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#144
Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
It’s a big waist of space.
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#145
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon.
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#146
What does a pirate’s wife wear?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-mour.
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#147
Why did the tree go to the hospital?
Because it had a leaf problem.
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#148
Why was the student's report card wet?
It was below C level.
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#149
Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n?
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
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#150
What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A Clausterphobic.
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#151
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
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#152
How do you organize a space-themed party?
You planet.
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#153
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine, he woke up.
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#154
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don’t wok away from me!
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#155
Where can you buy soup in bulk?
The stock market.
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#156
What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her?
Namaste.
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#157
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
Ketchup.
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#158
What do cows most like to read?
Cattle-logs.
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#159
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.
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#160
Why did the robber jump in the shower?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
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