We aren’t here to divide jokes into categories based on their intellectual qualities, but with this topic, we just couldn’t help ourselves. In fact, putting these whimsies into a category of low-brow makes them even funnier and climactic for those considered to be somewhat connoisseurs of laughs (us included). Do you have an idea what we are talking about here? Oh yes, it’s cheesy jokes - the lame jokes that make you laugh against your own free will, no matter how much you try to keep that sour expression on your face. These silly jokes seem to melt any pucker away and give you a heartfelt belly laugh that’s like heavenly elation. Hence our collection of the best cheesy jokes ever, all in one place, all pret-a-porter for you, dear readers.
But what about the history of this glorious expression? Well, there are a couple of theories, but the first known usage of ‘cheesy’ was noted in 1858 as part of British slang. However, at that time, cheesy meant ‘fine.’ Same as cheese, we guess? However, just a couple of decades later, in 1896, U.S. student slang had already turned ‘cheesy’ into something a bit more along the lines of contemporary slang, and for them, cheesy was an ‘ignorant person’ or something ‘cheap and inferior.’ So, I guess they were the first to actually invent ‘ironic reversal,’ a language tool that we just love to overuse these days. Anyhoo, we think these funny, cheesy jokes are a nice continuation in the evolution of the term, and once you read them, you might agree with us, too.
So, ready or not, some cheese-tastically hilarious jokes are coming your way. You know where to find them - just a little bit further down, of course. Once you are there, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with anyone who cannot resist the charms of a bit of cheesiness in their day.
#121
Dad, can you put my shoes on?
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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#122
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a whine.
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#123
What do you call a man who is in a tree?
A branch manager.
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#124
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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#125
What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer?
A loose Canon.
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#126
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
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#127
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
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#128
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They crack up too easily.
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#129
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
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#130
What do you call banana peel shoes?
Slippers.
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#131
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on Earth?
It's pasteurized before you can even see it.
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#132
I just swallowed a stack of Scrabble tiles by accident.
My next poop could spell disaster!
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#133
I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
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#134
My friend said, "You have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot."
It was a third-degree burn.
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#135
I once walked in on my teachers making love.
Being homeschooled was never easy for me.
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#136
Where do mice park their boats?
At the Hickory Dickory Dock.
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#137
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You’re under a vest.
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#138
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
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#139
My toddler is refusing to nap.
He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
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#140
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
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