The majority of conversations that people have are probably pretty mundane. We chat about the weather, what our plans for the weekend are, what albums we’ve been listening to recently, and what we plan on making for dinner. But every now and then, you’ll hear something so wild that it immediately stops you in your tracks. Those are the moments that this article is dedicated to.
We took a trip to the Brand New Sentence subreddit and gathered some of their most amusing posts below. From quotes that will make you burst into laughter to posts that might simply perplex you, we hope you enjoy scrolling through this strange list. And be sure to upvote the sentences that you can’t believe actually humans wrote!
#61 Assembled The Late-Night Shrimp That My Blood Relative Gave Me As A Birthday Gift
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#62 It's A Fascinating Thing To Watch The Youth Reinvent Lolcats From Base Principles
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#66 Bro Thinks They Can Just Mad Max A Couple Million Barrels Of Crude Through The Deserts Of Oman Every Day
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#69 Feels Like We’re Gonna Have One Of Those Fun Days We Refer To Numerically Real Soon
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#70 Girlfriend Caught Cheating With Her Cousin Thanks To Camera On Cat's Litterbox
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#71 Straight Men Would Do Everything Gay Men Do If Straight Men Could But Straight Men Can't Because Women Won't
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#73 I Never Considered We Could Get Animals Addicted To Gambling This Is Huge
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#77 Low Socks Are A Sensory Nightmare From Hell Designed By Hitlerian Disciples
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