The majority of conversations that people have are probably pretty mundane. We chat about the weather, what our plans for the weekend are, what albums we’ve been listening to recently, and what we plan on making for dinner. But every now and then, you’ll hear something so wild that it immediately stops you in your tracks. Those are the moments that this article is dedicated to.
We took a trip to the Brand New Sentence subreddit and gathered some of their most amusing posts below. From quotes that will make you burst into laughter to posts that might simply perplex you, we hope you enjoy scrolling through this strange list. And be sure to upvote the sentences that you can’t believe actually humans wrote!
#44 "Antarctica Has A Blood Waterfall And An Underground Volcano, And Yet The Scariest Place On The Planet Continues To Be The Hr Department Of Some Companies"
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61points
#45 Never Occurred To Me That Camels Could Be Wild I Thought They All Had Jobs
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59points
#46 I Left The Church As A Teenager After A Lady Spoke In Tongues And Said She’s Received A Vision From God That I Wasn’t Allowed To Wear Simpsons Merchandise To Youth Group Anymore
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58points
#48 One Trained Falcon Making 60 Attack Sorties A Day Can Protect 100,000 Solar Panels From Vengeful Crows
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52points
#50 22 Year Old Model Got A Nose Job So Her Future Children Would Inherit Her New Nose
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51points
#52 "In Venice The Pollution Has Reduced So Much That Even Louis Vuitton Bags Are Starting To Swim Again"
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49points
