It’s a sunny morning, and you arrive at work with a smile on your face. You have a good job, great colleagues, and the company culture is pretty fine. But then you get to your desk, start getting through your e-mails, and your face twists. You realize that your boss has left you to take care of another one or two of those long, annoying, and trivial tasks that would be insignificant even for an intern on their first day. If only they would let up for a minute! But instead of doing that, they keep piling on the pressure until you eventually break down. There is nothing worse than being stuck working for someone that you can’t stand. And if that someone is impossible to please and unreasonable, then it can make life at work very difficult despite all the other good things.
But don’t despair yet! We have collected some of the best boss jokes that are sure to help lighten the mood around the office. These jokes about the boss are sure to lift everyone’s spirit and make you burst out laughing! And if, instead of a horrible boss, you actually have a great director who knows how to take a joke, why don’t you share these ones with them too?
(Disclaimer - We don’t take responsibility if you get fired.)
#21 Pour Decisions Lead to Beer Cheers
"My boss is goin through a divorce an I fell really bad but it's kinda awesome bc now he always buys the beer."
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#22 Next-level flex, low-key bizarre

My boss is so rich he even bought a kid for his dog to play with.
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#23 That escalated quickly
My boss said he races boats. So I said, “Wow, you must be a fast swimmer!”
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#24 CEO of the Moo-niverse

What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm ?
The CIEIO.
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#25 When paying gets you hired
A guy got an Interview for a job with EA:
Boss: "The second part of your resume is missing."
Applicant: "For the second part you have to pay 20$."
Boss: "Welcome on board."
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#26 Meet Your New Stress Job
Got some bubble wrap delivered to work yesterday.
The boss said, “Pop it in the corner.”
Took me five hours!
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#27 Same Pay, Different Paperwork
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. It's just another day at the United States Bureau of Engraving and Printing.
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#28 Freedom Comes With Backseat Drivers

I was in a taxi when the driver said: "I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do." I then told him to turn right.
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#29 Adulting Perks Nobody Warned Me About
I told my boss that he needs to raise my salary because two companies are after me.
Boss: "What companies are those?"
Me: "The electricity company and the water company."
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#30 Well, that escalated quickly
Told my boss he needs winter tires. Got fired. Apparently that's something offensive to say to people in wheelchairs.
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#31 Well, at Least I Tried

I waved at my boss as I left the office. It seems he wasn’t impressed maybe next time I’ll use all my fingers.
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#32 Well, that escalated quickly
"I like talking about team building right after firing 25% of my staff."
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#33 Empty desk, empty excuses
I remember my boss once pointed to my desk which was a mess... He said that a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind. He wasn’t too happy when I pointed out that his desk was empty.
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#34 Well, That Escalated Quickly

I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind guy and my boss fired me for it. Guess I'll have to find a bus driving job in a new city.
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#35 Well, That Escalated Quickly
I walked into work and my boss handed me a brochure on anger management. I just lost it.
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#36 When your job literally sucks the air out of you
After an altercation with my boss, I decided to leave my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
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#37 Zero Urgency

A guy shows up late for work.
The boss yells: "You should have been here at 8:30!"
He replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
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#38 Wait, So I’m Still Employed?
I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday. My boss said, "Clean out your desk, and I'll see you in the office on Monday."
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#39 Not The Fuse I Wanted To Blow
My boss wanted me to put some new fuses in a car. I refused.
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#40 Found the joke in your budget meeting
My boss asked me to start my presentation with humor. So, I put my paycheck on the first slide.
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