51 Outrageous Things Newlyweds Did That Left Honeymoon Resort Workers Speechless

I don't work at a honeymoon hostpot, but over winter break I went on a cruise. My cousins and I had met this couple on the cruise that were on their honeymoon. The husband was pretty chill, and the wife seemed really nice too. I think they were in their 20's, he was like 27, and she 24. I was drunk the whole cruise, so I may be wrong. Well anyway we had hung out with them just about every night partying and drinking at the bar. Well on the last night my oldest cousin went to bed early, and it was just I and my other cousin. It was around 2 in the morning and we were just chillin bein all drunk enjoying food, when all of a sudden she comes stumbling into the restaurant and sat with us. She told us her husband went to bed, and she was lonely. We openly invited her to join us, and that's when she completely opened up. She was saying how "excited" she was, and how she had been keeping her eye on us. We thought she was joking, but then she turned, and said that if she wasn't recently married she would have loved to be intimate with my cousin and I. We didn't know what to do, so we just walked her to her room, and said goodnight to her. But I really have felt bad for her husband. She tried to apologize to us the next day, but my cousin got mad, and told her she better get her act together. My cousin is 23, and I'm 20 btw.

I work as a manager for a resort on a Pacific island. I can't say which because it would be too identifying.

Anyways, this man turns up out of the blue, seemed a bit of a downer, but boy did he know his way around a cocktail bar, so I hired him as a bartender.

And what a mistake that was. Not only had he slept with half the waitresses within a month, but he'd also slept with a couple newlywed brides on their honeymoons. How do you do that?

Then one day, he disappeared the same way he showed up, out of the blue. Maybe it had something to do with that guy with the sea plane...

When I was about 10 my family was in NYC for vacation and we were walking down the sidewalk when we saw a man in a tux and a women in a wedding dress arguing. When we stopped at the crosswalk I overheard their argument and the woman took off her ring and yelled at the guy "We'll why don't I just give that kid my ring if it doesn't mean anything to you?!" and pointed at me. The man quickly tried to hush her but it didn't work as she started to yell louder. We got the hell out of there.

I used to work events at a high end place that did confrences and wedding receptions. To give you an idea, 1-2 year waiting list for wedding receptions and cheapest plan/menu was 300 a head. Plus being a hotel the bride and groom stay in a room on the night

Propositioned so many times

Once every staff member got handed a photo and it a was do not allow to enter and to call security. It was the grooms mother apparently she hated the bride so much they put an AVO out on her. Took 3 police officers to get her into the police car. She bit one of the security staff

A bride so drunk they refused to allow her to sign the marriage certificate. The cerimony and reception went ahead but the marriage officially happened next day when sober

The best and most memorable, the brides father was paying for the reception, groom asked for a few projectors to be setup so that he could play a movie and photo montage of their relationship. Alls going well for 5 minutes until it hits a scene of the bride being pounded by 2 guys, neither of which was the groom. One was the best man, still to this day dunno who the other guy was. During the video the groom had left via a cab

One other time the newlyweds had a cab call to the airport. We rang the room 30 minutes before the cab call as a courtesy, no answer. Manager goes and knocks and no reply, so you he used the house key and theres the couple sleeping, her in the wedding dress and him half in the suit bother covered in vomit.

So many have tried we are honey moon couple please give us freebies.

Worked at a fancy Italian restaurant. The washrooms for the customers were nice. Lots of room, especially in the handicap stall.

Quietly sneak into the luxury men's room (the staff had their own slum pooproom, hated that place).

The conversation I heard:
"It's so long. Drop it in, drop it in." a man said with glee.
"Are you sure darling? It's really long." a woman said.
"You know I love them long." he replied.

Next I heard a gurgle, then laughing.

"Now the meat ball." he said.
"You want my big, juicy balls?" she replied, trying to sound s**y.

Confused and gagging a bit at the thought of this unusual s*x talk, I didn't see anything until I went into the nearest stall. I carefully stood on the toilet and peeked over the top. At the other end of the room, I saw a woman's hand rise into the air, dangling a spaghetti string. She dropped it, he laughed and wanted more. Eventually she started dropping meatballs. I looked under the stalls and there was spaghetti and meatballs all over the floor at the handicap stall, along with a pile of wedding clothes in one corner.

tl;dr - Spaghetti and meatball washroom facial.

my first marriage was back in 1987, we were both 20. Barely enough money for food and rent, you know the drill. We went on a honeymoon to a resort location nearby in a hotel. They gave us a room right next to the door leading to the indoor pool area. we checked into our room and I did the whole carry over the threshold thing and we got busy pretty fast. clothes piled on floor and us undresses going at it athletic sweaty s*x. then i heard a noise and looked toward the door and i see a couple of famillies staring into our open door that i forgot to even close.

This just happened a few days ago. I work at an upscale hotel chain on the coast in Florida, we get a lot of international guests.

This couple wasn't on their honeymoon but they were clearly married and on a special trip, they were both french and in their late 60's. I was working at the pool and the husband walks up to me looking for a towel. As he is walking up I see his wife pull out a bottle of wine and take a serious pull right out of the bottle. We have a no-glass policy on the pool deck and not wanting to make a scene I grab a couple plastic cups and ask the husband if he could put their wine in the cups. He looks really outraged/offended when I asked, and said "my wife doesn't drink alcohol". well I was pretty confused at this point but I just said whatever it is, could they put it in the cups? He takes the cups and walks back over to their chairs and after some heated conversation she storms out, giving me a witheringly dirty look as she leaves. i walk over to the guy apologizing, I didn't mean to upset you guys, just doing my job, etc. Turns out she was an alcoholic and had been pretending to be sober.

The guy ended up crying as he sorta explained what the big deal was. It was pretty awkward. I think it was probably for the best that it came out into the open though.

TL:DR, couple comes to my hotel from europe, I accidentally reveal to the husband that the wife isn't sober.

I used to work at Yellowstone and the worst story I heard about, which happened a few years before I worked there, was a newlywed couple from Utah who wanted to get a photo near the upper falls. They climbed over the protective railing to get the shot and she fell over. It is discussed in the book, D***h in Yellowstone.

I'm newly wed myself actually. We haven't done the ceremony yet but we did all the legal stuff so it's official. The day we got married we went to this beach cafe/restaurant and there I put on her ring that I had been saving up for. It was a pretty empty restaurant that day because of the weather and I tried to be discreet about it but the staff noticed anyways. About 30 minutes later the entire staff came out and gave me and my wife this big ice cream/cake platter for free and all cheered us. I was beyond surprised and it was the best service I have ever received. If you're ever in Fukuoka I would recommend Stellar Beach Cafe near Fukuma beach.:).

One time we had a couple who had just gotten married spend their wedding night with us before they were to fly out the next day for their honeymoon. We made sure the room was perfect, even comping them some champagne! Then, at about 1:00am, we got several complaints from the surrounding rooms that they were screaming at each other. Not ecstatic, "yea, baby!" kind of screams. More like "Yea, go ahead and cry, you f****n b***h!" kind of screams.

So, our protocol in such a situation is to call the cops for a domestic dispute. Turns out the guy had punched through our wall. He was arrested, and she spent her wedding night alone. Great foundation for a marriage.

I went to a wedding that was very nice bride looked beautiful venue was nice. mid way through the evening the brides step mother did this weird jig dance. Thought maybe to much alcohol.

Then at speech time the father of the bride starts looking for his speech makes a show of it then goes oh there it is. In walks a s******r in lingerie with a rolled up speech in her hands holds her while he gives his speech.

The bride to her credit doesn't get upset gives her speech then says. Now that's how you give a speech and hands the microphone back to the father. As a parent now I can't imagine what sort of an arsehole would do that to there daughter.

For the short period I worked at a hotel the only Honeymoon story I picked up was the following. A young couple checked in and they asked for a quiet discrete room, fair enough. We put them in a far corner and they appreciated it (it was also close to a guest exit, the type where guests can swipe a key to get in and out privately). They had the room for 8 days (Oh my God) and the first two days were fine. They would come by the restaurant for meals since they were included in the price, we'ed see them run off at all hours of the day or night to do what ever, and even housekeeping was given a break because 6 of the 8 nights they had the no turn-down sign up.

But here is where the story comes to a point. On the third day they were there a family, father, mother, two kids, checks in. They had a two bed room and the way we were set up the singles were on one side of the hall, the doubles on the other. The person checking them in put them across the hall from the honeymooners. Two days after that (four into the honeymoon) the honeymooners call the front desk because people were shouting and fighting in the hall and just outside the exit.

From what I gathered after the police had to come (They were NOT listening to the managers requests) the honeymooners were being rather loud in their room and the other couple, the one with the kids, had grown stressed over the noise but instead of asking them to quiet down or calling us and asking for a new room (One wanted to the other didn't? IDK) they just began fighting and fighting and fighting. The manager moved their room, comped them a night, then comped the honeymooners a night because of the fighting.

TL;DR Honeymooning couple is having such a good time it drove a family to the point of screaming and fighting. Manager had to call the cops to stop the fight and comped a night for both the newlyweds and the angry parents.

A while back in the long long ago I work at a 4 star hotel, a couple came in for their honeymoon but they forgot to bring in protection and they didn't have any in their rooms and the public toilet on the first floor was out, so the guy asked me voice where he could procure himself some contraception, I told him I would get him some. I went to the staff bathroom got 4 four 2$ (yes we get them cheaper) and brought them to him he was so glad he gave me 100$ for tip.

Edit: Lol getting gold for this, it wasn't anything beyond what was my responsibility at the hotel at the time.
Also, yes we do have protection dispensers in nice hotel where I'm from, might be some sort of regulation from the city or whatever and they are very nice looking with expensive stuff in them.

I worked overnight at a hotel which pretty much involved me sitting at a desk watching twerk videos until the phone rang.

A guy called to complain about Room 114 because the guy was watching adult videos on full volume.

This was the usual routine for me. Every Saturday this guy would rent the same room and I'd get a noise complaint that he was watching adult videos too loud. I would go and bang on the door, no one would answer, and he'd settle down for a bit then start back up. Then the phone would ring again with another complaint and I'd have to comp the room for his unfortunate neighbor.

Well tonight I was fed up. I kept banging and screamed, "I know you're in there! This is getting old! Open up!"

After a few minutes, the door opened up to reveal a camera on a tripod, an undressed woman in bed, and him, undressed from the waist down with a camera in-hand.

He told me he shoots adult videos here and that's what the noise was. He asked me if I ever wanted to hook up with one of his girls. I must have turned temporarily dumb, because that's the only logical reason I said "No thanks."

He offered me a $50 tip to continue to allow him to film at our facility, because the last place kicked him out.

For the rest of my time there, he got complimentary upgrades to our suites every Saturday.

TL;DR: I'm the reason for those editing cuts in adult films.

I used to be a bouncer at a night club that was part a a major hotel in San Francisco. People would get married and have their reception in the hotel and then head to the club after. One night a couple 2 hours fresh from the alter and their party was in the club. They are sloshed, but the bride is beyond drunk and causing problems (stumbling into people, being too loud and trying to cross the VIP rope that I'm guarding). Well, she gets across the rope and while I'm trying to persuade to go back to the other side she starts grinding on me and saying "You think you can handle me?" Her husband is about 3 feet away with his jaw on the floor. I asked him to control his wife and he snapped out of his shock. He grabbed her wrist and dragged her out of the club swearing up a storm. I still feel bad for the guy.

We rent out holiday homes on a weekly basis. That Saturday, the family that rented one of them didn't show up, though they paid the 3000 euros up front. No phone call or message to warn us of any delay. We tried calling them, no reply. In the end we concluded they must have had an accident on the way.

2 days and various attempts at contact from us later, I get a very embarrassed phone call: it turns out they were at their own wedding feast when they were supposed to arrive, in their home country 1000 km from there. They passed out at 5 am, slept through the next day and only found our messages the following evening.

The whole party just assumed someone else had told us they planned to arrive 2 days too late.

I'm glad they turned out to be just wed rather than d**d, but who the f**k goes on honeymoon together with their parents and inlaws?

I don't work in a honeymoon location but I have watched a wedding proposal fail. At a zoo in Australia a man payed to hold an owl and have the opportunity to propose to his girlfriend. The woman didn't even seem interested in the man and in the end there was no proposal. The whole thing was incredibly awkward to watch, knowing what was meant to happen.

My brother used to work at a big restaurant/resort that would often do weddings. One night they were hosting a large dinner party for all the guests after the wedding earlier that day. Of course at that point everyone was pretty wasted so the groom ended up getting into a fight with one of the bride's distant uncles. I kid you not, the uncle ended up biting off the grooms finger and swallowing it so he couldn't reattach it. Everyone was freaking out and the groomsmen ended up beating up the uncle until he puked back out the severed finger.

I used to work at a large hotel where weddings/receptions would be held on a regular basis. One night, after a wedding, the newlywed couple is in their suite and complaints start coming in about a fight in their room. Turns out, they got into it with each other and the new wife beat up her new husband. The cops ended up taking her to jail. I guess the new husband was fapping that night.

Not me, a friend, and he wasn't the worker but would have made for a s****y start to someone's day.

On his honeymoon in Italy and decided to drink from a fountain. Later that night/early next morning, explosive s***s all through the hotel bed. Woke up covered in his own filth.

Wifey did the good d**d and bundled up the filth-ridden sheets into a foul heap in the middle of the bed, left a 5 euro note atop the heap and they both crept out of the hotel for the day.