If you need some fun icebreakers to start a conversation or just funny jokes to annoy the family, nothing even comes close to knock-knock jokes. It’s a perfect way to lighten up the mood while still maintaining the easygoing atmosphere in the house. If you’re looking for the funniest knock-knock jokes on the Internet, you’ve come to the right place.
We’ve cherry-picked the extensive list of funny knock-knock jokes to liven up a family gathering and get both kids and adults smiling. From references to Star Wars for the fellow nerd in the family to cheesy pick-up lines to make your loved one blush, it’s all here.
So, take out a notebook, get the pencil ready, and write down the best knock-knock jokes out there. Let us know if you have any one-liner jokes of your own in the comments down below. Happy knocking!
#141
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so here I am!
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#142
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
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#143
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a text. Did you get it?
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#144
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
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#145
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open this door!
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#146
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
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#147
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
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#148
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?
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#149
Knock! knock!
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy!
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#150
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
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#151
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
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#152
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way home?
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#153
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Samenjanet Evening.
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#154
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!
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#155
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe some day you’ll recognize me!
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#156
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!
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#157
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
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#158
Knock! Knock!
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma who?
Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!
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#159
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!
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#160
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
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